The Comedy Goldmine

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What if Ted was an Atlas poster?

He would threaten to stab Joe Republic. 

That's a good post.

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Context:

No self pics, o.

LOL

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Yeah those kittehs are meaning full, Dr. J.

The kitteh on the left represents the proletariat, while the kitteh on the right represents the bourgeois (like the guy in your sig if he were a cat). Bourgeois Kitteh sits idly by, content and secure in his ownership of the means of production, and contributes nothing while profiting from the surplus value of Proletarian Kitteh's labor. Proletarian Kitteh has begun to achieve class consciousness however she has not fully freed herself from capitalist ideology.  As the gif begins, Proletarian Kitteh approaches Bourgeois Kitteh and begins to demand an end to her oppression. This shocks the complacent Bourgeois Kitteh, who awakens to his slumber and threatens Proletarian Kitteh with all the forces of the Capitalist machine, from the state to business to the church. Bourgeois Kitteh promises Proletarian Kitteh that if she dares to question her oppression, she will face unemployment, starvation, and imprisonment in this life and damnation in the next. Proletarian Kitteh is frightened into submission and feebly runs away back to working for her bosses. What Proletarian Kitteh does not realize is that she has nothing to lose but her chains, and a world to win. In this way, the gif is a representation of the plight of the working class in the modern advanced capitalist world.

Working kittehs of the world, unite!

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Funny you put a $ in front of that because that's more than BOK's net worth.

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Three, but only two if you count the fact that the government killed McCartney in 1966 and he was replaced by an IMITATOR.

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Soy socio Vosem de la biología. Odio a Hugo Chávez. Estoy feliz de que él está muerto.

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I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

Really?  Brevity is the soul of good taste in R2D2's Morality of Masturbation?

I will admit, I did laugh.

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My philosophy is a mess. It happens with age.

As true as the sky is blue

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=170505

LOL

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Like Hitler in what way? In that they ate sugar?

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I may be chubby, but I am NOT flat chested!  Rude...

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A Freedom Fighter in the War Against Rational Thinking.

The W.A.R.T.?

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Context:

A RINO.

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x Scott

Those starving people in Africa will have to wait.

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Adam, how the hell is your S score positive? Are you ravingly anti-abortion in order to compensate for your weird obsession with lesbian horses?

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THAT IS BRILLIANT

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I killed man in Reno just to watch him die.

This line takes on a whole new character when you imagine it delivered in a Polish accent and without the article "a" before "man", as Kalwejt has enabled us to.

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US Election Atlas Forum: Where a supermajority of our women have penises.

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you meant Tabasco dude.  you had me scratching my head for a moment.  and had my mother wondering why I was Googling 'Cheez-it tobacco' when she walked past.

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When I was a kid I wished I was black.  Or green.   

True story.

Were you that insecure about your junk?

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BTW, do Hispanics and Asians have their own prom?

They used to, but the white parents are now inviting them to the white prom in hopes of expanding the Republican base.

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At this rate, I'll lean left economically within a year or so

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My confession:  I once slapped a mosquito on my arm and killed it.  Then I felt really bad, so I buried it in the sand at the beach I was playing on, marked the grave, and pretended it was a holy tomb in the city I was building.