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« on: February 19, 2012, 04:08:38 PM »
Jon Huntsman's death.
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 10:19:59 PM »
Rick rolls him over with a truck?
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 02:19:59 PM »
Platypus attack, naturally.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 07:00:25 PM »
Quote from: King on March 13, 2012, 06:43:01 PM
His blood will stop circulating, organs will fail, and his brain will gradually yet rapidly shut down with the last moments happening nearest to the stem, at the beautiful gathering of the first and most basic brain cells.  All thoughts and memories wash away; his only vision, that of a simple white and dark light spectrum and his only feelings be of productive cellular hunger.  An eternal second ticks before he falls into darkness.

That's f**king deep man...
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 08:40:04 PM »
Mittbot hunts him down after a massive system meltdown.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 03:31:54 PM »
Falling cabbages.
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 07:38:59 PM »
Jesus walks down from heaven and eats his heart.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 03:03:47 PM »
Tries to assassinate Morgan and I, but gets hit by a pizza truck.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2012, 05:12:57 PM »
Sexual asphyxiation.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2012, 02:15:21 PM »
the jmfcsts:

Heart attack after gay marriage becomes federally legal.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2012, 08:10:44 PM »
Joe Republic drinks him under the table.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:10 AM »
Holy bump!

I'm a big fan of defenestration.
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2012, 11:57:49 AM »
Hunting accident

"accident"

murder
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2012, 09:08:49 AM »
Slips on a banana peel and gets run over by a clown car.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2012, 05:25:59 AM »
Skiing accident.
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2012, 04:08:26 PM »
Suicide after Romney is elected President.
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2012, 02:58:03 PM »
Suicide after the Mets continue to be the Mets
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E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2012, 05:34:56 PM »
Lives in Florida. That's all that need be said.
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