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« on: September 19, 2011, 02:42:13 PM »
« edited: September 23, 2011, 07:24:43 PM by Cancer Man »
I hereby declare I'm assuming title of Emperor of Alabama and Custodian of Two Holy Baptist Megachurches, with all power possible.

Beware that entire population of Alabama is strongly supporting me.

(Well, I'm the entire population of Alabama
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 03:24:21 PM »
The impostor has been arrested, tried for high crimes against majesty, and barbecued.

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 03:32:41 PM »
The following categories shall be banished from the Imperial borders under threat of death by electrocution:

- Fans of Justin Bieber
- Fans of Nicholas Sparks' novels
- Idiots, who can't appreciate Rachel McAdams' beauty
- AndrewCT

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2011, 03:33:33 PM »
I hereby declare hawkeye59 my Crown Prince.

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2011, 03:46:53 PM »
Is the Insane Clown Party cool with the Emperor?
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2011, 03:47:58 PM »
« Edited: September 19, 2011, 06:40:32 PM by hawkeye59 »
I, as HIH Crown Prince of Alabama, HIH Emperor of Confusion/Iowa, and Governor of the Midwest, am adding People Who Don't Like Monty Python to the list of people banished from Alabama and Iowa.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2011, 03:53:01 PM »
Quote from: hawkeye59 on September 19, 2011, 03:47:58 PM
I, as HIH Crown Prince of Alabama, HIH Emperor of Iowa, and Governor of the Midwest, am adding People Who Don't Like Monty Python to the list of people banished from Alabama and Iowa.

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2011, 04:34:14 PM »
Quote from: 20RP12 on September 19, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Is the Insane Clown Party cool with the Emperor?

We're cool.
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 05:05:04 PM »
Quote from: hawkeye59 on September 19, 2011, 03:47:58 PM
I, as HIH Crown Prince of Alabama, HIH Emperor of Iowa, and Governor of the Midwest, am adding People Who Don't Like Monty Python to the list of people banished from Alabama and Iowa.

What is an Iowa?
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2011, 05:23:16 PM »

SWEET Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2011, 05:28:44 PM »
Burn the heretics!  Burn them!!!
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2011, 05:32:13 PM »

K, you can go first...
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2011, 05:37:43 PM »

Shocked   Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!


[Runs away]
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2011, 06:41:01 PM »
Quote from: ilikeverin on September 19, 2011, 05:05:04 PM
Quote from: hawkeye59 on September 19, 2011, 03:47:58 PM
I, as HIH Crown Prince of Alabama, HIH Emperor of Iowa, and Governor of the Midwest, am adding People Who Don't Like Monty Python to the list of people banished from Alabama and Iowa.

What is an Iowa?
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2011, 07:14:10 AM »
I hereby evelate Hashemite to Earldom of Clio.

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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2011, 07:17:16 AM »
I hereby name Mechaman as Viscount of Baldwin County

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2011, 08:57:33 AM »
mmmmm I made the wrong region choice. I wanna move to Alabama Sad Sad Sad
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2011, 09:37:03 AM »
Quote from: Caudillo Francisco Franco on September 20, 2011, 08:57:33 AM
mmmmm I made the wrong region choice. I wanna move to Alabama Sad Sad Sad

I guess you can still cancel it and correct. Just PM Hans.
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2011, 10:55:17 PM »
Pretty soon there won't be any voters to re-elect me in the Midwest.  Sad   Oh noses!
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2011, 11:28:16 AM »
As Earl of Clio, I hereby ban the following people from entering the Earldom of Clio, punishable by BBQ:

-people who think Tim Hudak has a brain
-people who voted for or supported Harper in 2011
-people who voted for or supported Royal or Bayrou in 2007
-people who voted for or supported Aznar/Rajoy in 1996, 2000, 2004 and 2008
-people who like Taylor Swift's music
-people who think Miley Cyrus is a virgin/is educated
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2011, 12:42:22 PM »
In order to recognize the Hon. 1st Earl of Clio work to ensure public safety in his domain, I hereby bestow an Order of Grits, 1st Class, to him.

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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2011, 05:43:03 PM »

What if I don't like it, but don't hate it?
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2011, 06:08:22 PM »
Empire of Alabama


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Capitol: Beechum County
Government: Absolute Monarchy

Head of State: HIH Kalwejt I, Emperor of Alabama and Grand Duke of Panhandle
First Minister: Hon. Hashemite, 1st Earl of Clio
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2011, 06:49:32 PM »
I come back to this?  Really? 

Stay tuned for Episode II: Revenge of the Georgians
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