I am deeply, deeply sorry

[Yates]

For those of you who were here, you know what for.  I do not seek to explain myself, though I had my disturbed reasons.  Please accept the fact that I was in the wrong and, God as my witness, have sought to reform myself.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Well, thanks for apologizing.  I saw it as a desperate call for attention... but life goes on.  I hope all is well.

[Sewer]

Leave, this forum is no place for the undead.

[hawkeye59]

For those of you who were here, you know what for.  I do not seek to explain myself, though I had my disturbed reasons.  Please accept the fact that I was in the wrong and, God as my witness, have sought to reform myself.

I forgive you, Yates.

[Boris]

Entertainment ftw

[Free Palestine]

Who are you?

[Yates]

Who are you?

Perhaps you should re-read my post, especially the "for those of you who were here" part. 

[bgwah]

el oh el

[Sewer]

Who are you?

Yates was a former poster who died of a brain tumor.

Now he's back as zombie.

[Yates]

I appreciate those of you who find this humorous or would like to.  I ask you to recognize that I truly am sorry and am here strictly to complete my timeline (http://www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=50575.360), if there is any interest.

[Free Palestine]

Did you actually have a brain tumor?  Or, is someone just posting using your account?

[Yates]

Did you actually have a brain tumor?  Or, is someone just posting using your account?

I did not have a brain tumor.  I was quite ill, but not to that extent.  My reasons for lying as I did relate to that, but I will not delve into it as I make no attempt to justify my actions.

[Keystone Phil]

Now it gets fun. It's great having the old time, controversial posters back. People like Libertas are boring.

But shouldn't Alcon be banned for posting from two accounts at the same time?

[Yates]

Now it gets fun. It's great having the old time, controversial posters back. People like Libertas are boring.

But shouldn't Alcon be banned for posting from two accounts at the same time?

It is wonderful to see you are still an active poster, Phil.  If you are inferring I am Alcon, you are mistaken.

[Keystone Phil]

Now it gets fun. It's great having the old time, controversial posters back. People like Libertas are boring.

But shouldn't Alcon be banned for posting from two accounts at the same time?

It is wonderful to see you are still an active poster, Phil.  If you are inferring I am Alcon, you are mistaken.

I'm implying you're Alcon. Looks like you're still suffering from some of the side effects...

[Alcon]

If I actually need to say this, I'm not Yates.

[Yates]

Now it gets fun. It's great having the old time, controversial posters back. People like Libertas are boring.

But shouldn't Alcon be banned for posting from two accounts at the same time?

It is wonderful to see you are still an active poster, Phil.  If you are inferring I am Alcon, you are mistaken.

I'm implying you're Alcon. Looks like you're still suffering from some of the side effects...

You are inferring based upon our similarities that we are one in the same (which, by the way, is incorrect).  At the very least, old friend, give credit where due: I know the English language.

[ilikeverin]

*hughughug*

You were my favorite fake forumnite and I'm glad you're back!

[Yates]

*hughughug*

You were my favorite fake forumnite and I'm glad you're back!

I am glad to be back, my friend, though it will not be for long.  I am happy to see you remain a ball of sunshine!

[Keystone Phil]

Now it gets fun. It's great having the old time, controversial posters back. People like Libertas are boring.

But shouldn't Alcon be banned for posting from two accounts at the same time?

It is wonderful to see you are still an active poster, Phil.  If you are inferring I am Alcon, you are mistaken.

I'm implying you're Alcon. Looks like you're still suffering from some of the side effects...

You are inferring based upon our similarities that we are one in the same (which, by the way, is incorrect).  At the very least, old friend, give credit where due: I know the English language.

I'll stick with this - http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/imply.html

[Keystone Phil]

I am glad to be back, my friend, though it will not be for long. 

Bad diagnosis?

[Alcon]

No, Phil, he means you're inferring from evidence that he's me; you're also implying, but you're inferring too.

Best,
Yates

[Keystone Phil]

No, Phil, he means you're inferring from evidence that he's me; you're also implying, but you're inferring too.

Best,
Yates

There really wasn't any evidence; it's just known.

[Yates]

I am glad to be back, my friend, though it will not be for long. 

Bad diagnosis?

Phil, perhaps you could infer from my apology that I was never as ill as I portrayed myself to be, yet seek to contribute honestly to this forum with the past behind me.

[Yates]

No, Phil, he means you're inferring from evidence that he's me; you're also implying, but you're inferring too.

Best,
Yates

There really wasn't any evidence; it's just known.

That attitude will get you far in politics!