Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

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Have a quess who's signature this is?

NOLIBS4USA. Also thanks for saving his sig so I Can lol at it after his inevitable departure from Atlas either voluntarily(after he's chased off) or involuntarily.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.

[Sensei]

We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.

Remember what happened to Chez Stark?

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.

Remember what happened to Chez Stark?

My idea would be a generalized thread for all crazies not just singling out one single poster.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63229.0

I posted the Comedy Gas Chamber thread.

[opebo]

Crazy drunk, though I havn't had anything to drink in a couple weeks.

[Sensei]

Loud and outgoing, although when I'm too drunk I get quiet and introspective.

That's called passing out from alcohol poisoning.

[Eraserhead]

He was on the lam.

Awwww, the poor lamb.

Yes bestiality was one of the charges they're looking for CARLHAYDEN on. How'd you know? Did you see the video on CNN. They cut out all the good parts though.

[Hatman 🍁]

One time my friend was driving in North Dakota and she got stuck waiting for a herd of buffalo to cross the road.  When she honked they gave her the finger.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

You'd think pan-human fascism would wait until there were aliens to wage war on before appearing.

I always find it so cute when you get teenagers openly formulating plans for world domination.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Why was Gporter unpopular in Atlasia during fall 2007?

I can't say for sure, but I have an urge to discuss this with maps.

Fair enough. Lets discuss that change in popularity for Gporter.
Red= >1% popularity

Summer 07

Fall 07

Spring 08 (Predicted)

Hmm.....its tough to pull any trends out of these maps, theyre so random. I hope continued research will bring something to light.

Yeah, things are looking bad for our campaign because of the electoral jackhammer we have before us.

[Joe Republic]

Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.

Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:

The wetback.

[??????????]

Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.

Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:

The wetback.

[Eraserhead]

Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.

Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:

The wetback.

lol.

[??????????]

Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.

Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:

The wetback.

lol.

It was a joke, jesus people, chill.

[Eraserhead]

Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.

Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:

The wetback.

lol.

It was a joke, jesus people, chill.

It's still funny though.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What state is most likely to flip in 2008?

NH-Ron Paul

[??????????]

The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.

And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG!  Are you American?"

[Gabu]

The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.

And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG!  Are you American?"

I've read that five times now, but I still can't really understand what is meant by it.

[??????????]

The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.

And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG!  Are you American?"

I've read that five times now, but I still can't really understand what is meant by it.

You didn't get that America, Jr?

[Gabu]

The irony here is that no matter how much middle-class Americans complain about the rich getting richer, they're still in the top 5% globally.

And the real irony about it all, is that no matter how much middle-class Canadians complain about the rich getting richer, the world still says "OMG!  Are you American?"

I've read that five times now, but I still can't really understand what is meant by it.

You didn't get that America, Jr?

If it was intended to be an "America Jr." comment, it was one of the most oblique ones that I've ever seen.

[© tweed]

if a moderate republican gets in the race than it could become compettitive but Pelosi would most likey win.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Rarely do I call people stupid outright, but today I will make an exception for you.  The only thing you did is make a comparrison to the equivalent political parties Tancredo would be in.  You have yet to explain why.

Sir, you like the idea of banning smoking in public bars.  This kind of regulation is economically fascist.  I could actually make a case here to liken you to fascism.  You however, have nothing.

Now go away and drink yourself into a Bacardi Limon stupor while playing Cute is what we aim for continuously until you reach insanity. kthxbye.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

A woman was choking on a Subway sandwich yesterday and I healed her lack of oxygen by beating her with a Quiznos sandwich until she coughed everything up.

[Eraserhead]

Stark is confused by the term "heel".

its not even in an internet dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heeled

Not to be confused with a Cleveland Heel, which involves a sexual act with a woman, a foot, and a few ounces of human feces.

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That's about right.