Official Citizen Initiative Thread

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Obviously it does not. I made it clear I supported what Marokai proposed yet Homelycooking, in his infinite wisdom, forced me to go through the monotonous task of separating quotes just to prove my allegiance to Maroaki's ideas. This forced me to waste about 10 minutes of my time, which I gladly did because I am sure Marokai would support any bills I proposed, which isn't happening btw, to show him which I actually supported. So it isn't that easy to satisfy the kid. I applaud him for his thoroughness, but I am sure his anal interpretation of the language will wane as he gets older. He is but a boy.

Well, if I had followed his lead, I would have signed him up for the torture, sexual assault and pointless occupations initiatives. But he didn't indicate those in his last post.

Look, this isn't that hard. Just make it clear, like this:

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true. Frankly, it doesnt matter what I sign or don't sign. I don't care. I just wanted to support Marokai because we go a long ways back, back to when we were both younger, more handsome and more hopeful about the future. If I also signed other bills, whatever, it isn't like I am relevant anymore in Atlasia.

But like I said, you do good work, and Atlasia is lucky to have you in the position you are in. I'm only an asshole to you because that's what I am sometimes. But I like you. Stay cool and stay fresh. You might even become President one day, a feat I was never able to accomplish.

[homelycooking]

My anus is so thoroughly retentive because it has to be. That's a part of my job. As the manager of all of Atlasia's public records, I can't afford to make mistakes or subjective interpretations. I know that people don't intend to make my job harder than it is, but sometimes that's just an inevitable side-effect. I don't hold it against anyone - again, all part of the job.

But let us speak no more of this, Duke. Someday I will deign to forgive you.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Obviously it does not. I made it clear I supported what Marokai proposed yet Homelycooking, in his infinite wisdom, forced me to go through the monotonous task of separating quotes just to prove my allegiance to Maroaki's ideas. This forced me to waste about 10 minutes of my time, which I gladly did because I am sure Marokai would support any bills I proposed, which isn't happening btw, to show him which I actually supported.

I'll support you for anything you decide to be, Duke. Those days of fighting alongside each other on the Right will never be forgotten.

Also, is your sig real, Marokai? Has TJ NEVER MADE OUT OR MASTURBATING IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE???!!??!!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?

I bet he's more high strung than my ex-girlfriend!

How can I make this stuff up! It's real! And it's up to us to corrupt fix him!

[Goldwater]

The Painting Horse Returns Initiative
x Goldwater

Purple State Initiative
x Goldwater

Marriage Revenge Initiative
x Goldwater

Sexual Assault Ban Initiative
x Goldwater

[MaxQue]

I sign the two new initiatives:

5. Sexual Assault Ban
6. Torture isn't Nice

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Have we outlawed murder, yet?

[MaxQue]

Have we outlawed murder, yet?

Atlasia didn't, but as we took the US laws as they were in 2003 (?), it is outlawyed.

[Pingvin]

Sexual Assault Ban Initiative
xPingvin

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

End Pointless Occupations Act
1. Atlasian forces deployed in Korea and Japan shall turn over no less than 50% of their current installations to the national government of those nations, to be replaced by members of the indigenous defense forces. These reductions shall be accompanied by a proportional troop size reduction.

X- JCL

Sexual Assault Ban Initiative
All devices which create an image of a person's naked body through their clothing without making physical contact (such as millimeter wave scanners and backscatter x-rays) shall be prohibited for use by the Transportation Security Administration or other private transportation security corporations without another method of screening such as metal detection providing probable cause. Use of such devices as the sole or primary method of passenger screening is recognized as a violation of the Administrative Procedures Act, the Privacy Act, and the Religious Freedom Restoration Act,. All so-called "enhanced pat-downs" which involve security officials physically touching sexual areas are prohibited as the crime of sexual assault.

X-JCL

[Donerail]

New one:

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[FEMA Camp Administrator]

New one:

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X Cathcon

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I didn't want to get involved in this thread, but I cannot resist this one:

New one:

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     X Emperor PiT

[HagridOfTheDeep]

Condemnation of Condemnable Behavior Act
Strategic registration is hereby condemned in the strongest terms and is heavily frowned upon by the government of Atlasia.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

New one:

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x Scott

When it's not in a region that actually needs more activity, yeah, I condemn it.

EDIT: Might as well sign some others, too.

End Pointless Occupations Act
x Scott

Sexual Assault Ban Initiative
x Scott

Torture Isn't Nice Initiative
x Scott

[Kung Fu Kenny]

New one:

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x 20RP12

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

By the way, there is a loophole in The Painting Horse Returns Initiative.  A human being is biologically defined as an animal; therefore, wearing a regular shirt and tie would not go in violation of that law.

[Goldwater]

Condemnation of Condemnable Behavior Act
x Goldwater

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

New one:

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x Duke

I am disgusted at the Labor party's attempt to build up its numbers and eventually boot independent party members like me from office in the South! The independent party shall not be denied!

[Talleyrand]

No. 002 The Painting Horse Returns Initiative
xTexasDem

No. 005 Sexual Assault Ban Initiative
xTexasDem

No. 006 Torture Isn't Nice Initiative
xTexasDem

No. 007 Condemnation of Condemnable Behavior Act
xTexasDem

[CLARENCE 2015!]

New one:

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clarence

[Marokai Backbeat]

By the way, there is a loophole in The Painting Horse Returns Initiative.  A human being is biologically defined as an animal; therefore, wearing a regular shirt and tie would not go in violation of that law.

See, if it passed, the court would get some work in trying to determine that issue. So vote for it!

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xMarokai

[California8429]

New one:

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x A-Bob

[SPC]

CURRENT BALLOT PROPOSALS

No. 001 End Pointless Occupations Act

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XSPC

No. 002 The Painting Horse Returns Initiative

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XSPC

No. 004 Marriage Revenge Initiative

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XSPC

No. 005 Sexual Assault Ban Initiative

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XSPC

No. 006 Torture Isn't Nice Initiative

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XSPC

No. 007 Condemnation of Condemnable Behavior Act

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XSPC

[Pingvin]

Condemnation of Condemnable Behavior Act
x Pingvin

[Supersonic]

Condemnation of Condemnable Behavior Act
x Supersonic