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« on: May 19, 2008, 10:16:22 pm »

We might have one rather than just make a new thread for one frequently or whenever something extremely ridiculous is posted there.

I'll start it off with this:

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http://www.hillaryis44.org/?p=625#comments

The parts in bold being the most amusing when taken together.
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 10:32:01 pm »

HAHAHA they can't even spell Obambi right. F'in hilarious.
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 10:40:35 pm »

More evidence Obama is winning  more educated voters:

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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 10:44:15 pm »

Eh, I know some people will criticize BRTD for this thread, but I think the site is funny.  It's like Fundies Say the Darndest Things website but without cynics doing the compiling.  That said, Obama supporters say just as stupid things, if not stupider. 

That said:
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Couple funny things in that.


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Code:
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 10:47:15 pm »

What the hell is Operation Turn Down?
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 11:02:34 pm »

Eh, I know some people will criticize BRTD for this thread, but I think the site is funny.  It's like Fundies Say the Darndest Things

oh man, I just found some classic comedy upon revisiting that site:

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go shag a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 11:52:40 pm »

This is a quality thread. A+.
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2008, 11:58:52 pm »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=76149.0

Yeah. More fun.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 09:27:25 am »

The site appears to make a big deal out of Clinton winning the West Virginia primary.

It doesn't really seem any different to me than Howard Dean winning the Vermont primary in 2004, after he had dropped out, or John Edwards winning the North Carolina caucus long after John Kerry had clinched enough delegates to have the nomination.
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 09:40:09 am »

The site appears to make a big deal out of Clinton winning the West Virginia primary.

That's because West Virginia marked the beginning of the end for Obama... somehow. Wink
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 09:51:55 am »

The site appears to make a big deal out of Clinton winning the West Virginia primary.

It doesn't really seem any different to me than Howard Dean winning the Vermont primary in 2004, after he had dropped out, or John Edwards winning the North Carolina caucus long after John Kerry had clinched enough delegates to have the nomination.

My favorite was how after Indiana and North Carolina they kept acting like Hillary's Indiana victory was the upset of the century and thus she needed to be the nominee now while completely ignoring NC altogether.
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 08:54:00 pm »

Not Hillaryis44, but a funny comment on the CNN Political Ticker:

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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 09:43:50 pm »

what does '44' mean?
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 09:46:28 pm »


44th President, i.e., the next one.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2008, 10:01:35 pm »


ah.  I figured it was half-Hitler.
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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2008, 07:04:32 pm »

http://www.hillaryis44.org/?p=649

Biggest hypocrites ever. They talk about Obama's "misogyny", and then attack him for "screaming 'Racist'"? Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2008, 07:27:24 pm »

The site appears to make a big deal out of Clinton winning the West Virginia primary.

It doesn't really seem any different to me than Howard Dean winning the Vermont primary in 2004, after he had dropped out, or John Edwards winning the North Carolina caucus long after John Kerry had clinched enough delegates to have the nomination.

My favorite was how after Indiana and North Carolina they kept acting like Hillary's Indiana victory was the upset of the century and thus she needed to be the nominee now while completely ignoring NC altogether.

Speaking of Indiana. From the PA primary onwards, the exit pollsters asked Democratic primary voters who they would vote for in a matchup between Clinton vs McCain and Obama vs McCain and I was intrigued by what I found:

First of all the total ballots cast were 1,278,268

1. Clinton 73% - McCain 16%. Of that 16%, 41% voted for Clinton in the primary. By my calculation, 0.41 x 0.16 = 0.0656 x 1,278,268 = 83,854 'bogus' votes for Clinton

2. Obama 71% - McCain 18%. Of that 18%, only 12% voted for Obama in the primary. By my calculation, 0.12 x 0.18 = 0.216 x 1,278,268 = 27,611 'bogus' votes for Obama

Given that Clinton beat Obama by 14,198 votes, I'm minded to say that 'Operation Chaos' enabled Clinton to win Indiana

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2008, 04:38:39 am »

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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2008, 05:05:12 am »

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So, to summarize it... Hillary Clinton is the women's Martin Luther King. This wasn't just a primary, it was a war over women's rights. Barack Obama is the male "chavenist" candidate in this war. And the media committed an act of sexual harassment by delcaring Obama the Demoratic nominee. All woman should vote for McCain in November, because the male "chavenist" candidate (a.k.a. Obambi / Wafflehead) needs to be stopped at all costs.
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2008, 08:08:04 am »
« Edited: June 07, 2008, 08:09:35 am by Mango »

As someone said before, I wonder how they'll feel if they help get McCain elected and Mccain then appoints a Supreme Court justice that overturns Roe v. Wade?

It'd be black humour, to say the least.
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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2008, 08:54:24 am »

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2777454

Something Awful did it first and better.
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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2008, 09:18:43 am »

As someone said before, I wonder how they'll feel if they help get McCain elected and Mccain then appoints a Supreme Court justice that overturns Roe v. Wade?

It'd be black humour, to say the least.

You're a chavenist too.
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2008, 09:25:43 am »

As someone said before, I wonder how they'll feel if they help get McCain elected and Mccain then appoints a Supreme Court justice that overturns Roe v. Wade?

It'd be black humour, to say the least.

The Republicans would never actually do anything to seriously restrict/ban abortion because they want to keep it alive as an issue as long as possible.
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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2008, 07:20:30 am »

Hillary will still become president... it's all part of her secret plan:


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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2008, 08:34:16 am »

I don't get "wafflehead".
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