Tweed for President 06/12 campaign HQ

[Pictor Ignotus]

Sweet- I'll come back for this.

[© Tweed the Younger]

delighted to have Old Forum veteran TCash101 on board.  everyone knows my feelings about the importance of tenure to the membership.


for everyone else, please note that the most active (and earliest aboard) of my supporters will be duly rewarded once I assume power, so jump aboard now and receive your deferred prize. 


I am the anti-meritocratic candidate.

[CathKhan]

Might an ambassadorship be in order should I join you in your campaign?

[© Tweed the Younger]

Might an ambassadorship be in order should I join you in your campaign?

that is setting the bar quite low.  if I were you, I would have began by asking for a high level cabinet position.  but, to each their own.  my answer to you: absolutely!

[Keystone Phil]

Ah, now you have my attention. This should be good. The Golden Era...

[© Tweed the Younger]

Ah, now you have my attention. This should be good. The Golden Era...

glad to hear it, Phil.  Marxism-Leninism-Tweedism (also known as Marxism-Leninism with Atlasian Characteristics or Boss Tweed Thought) is a systematic fusion of the reactionary-cultural with the revolutionary-political, destined to bring many into the fold.

[Keystone Phil]

Ah, now you have my attention. This should be good. The Golden Era...

glad to hear it, Phil.  Marxism-Leninism-Tweedism (also known as Marxism-Leninism with Atlasian Characteristics or Boss Tweed Thought) is a systematic fusion of the reactionary-cultural with the revolutionary-political, destined to bring many into the fold.

Oh, ok. Keystone Phil-ism promotes Atlasian fun and a return to the old days so...yeah.

[© Tweed the Younger]

Ah, now you have my attention. This should be good. The Golden Era...

glad to hear it, Phil.  Marxism-Leninism-Tweedism (also known as Marxism-Leninism with Atlasian Characteristics or Boss Tweed Thought) is a systematic fusion of the reactionary-cultural with the revolutionary-political, destined to bring many into the fold.

Oh, ok. Keystone Phil-ism promotes Atlasian fun and a return to the old days so...yeah.

glad to see that we are in agreement!

[I left.]

I endorse your candidacy and look forward to my reward once you are in power. Good luck sir!

[© Tweed the Younger]

I endorse your candidacy and look forward to my reward once you are in power. Good luck sir!

duly noted.


I encourage all of my supporters to re-register under the name 'Communist Party of Atlasia (Marxist-Leninist-Tweedist)'.  and this will be duly noted as well.

[Keystone Phil]

Young Tweed answers questions and provides his campaign mission statement in this first video of the campaign.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFFwAhKPsX0

WARNING: extensive use of profanity

This is brilliant! Oh my God. You seem so normal.

[Keystone Phil]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

[For Oklahoma]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

I've always pronounced it "Ay-Vee-Or-Ose Nix"

[Yelnoc]

Tweed, what do you think about reducing the number of regions from five to three?

[President Marokai]

I always love it when old timers come along and think that by appearing to not care about anything, it's somehow some sort of rebellious, revolutionary, very subversive effort. As if it comes across as anything but a shallow wish that they could be the center of some sort of contest of egos, coasting purely on their personalities and characters they've so carefully constructed on an internet messageboard over many years, while lecturing others for the effort they put into things.

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

I've always pronounced it "Ay-Vee-Or-Ose Nix"

Phil is close. I pronounce it "Ave-air-oh-ez."

[CathKhan]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

I've always pronounced it "Ay-Vee-Or-Ose Nix"

Phil is close. I pronounce it "Ave-air-oh-ez."

That's pretty much how I pronounce it. Where'd'ja get that name anyway?

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

I've always pronounced it "Ay-Vee-Or-Ose Nix"

Phil is close. I pronounce it "Ave-air-oh-ez."

That's pretty much how I pronounce it. Where'd'ja get that name anyway?

One of John Hodgman's 700 hobo names, from The Areas of My Expertise.

[Keystone Phil]

"Av-your-ez Nix"

I've always pronounced it "Ay-Vee-Or-Ose Nix"

Phil is close. I pronounce it "Ave-air-oh-ez."

Ha. That was just my phonetical spelling of Tweed's pronunciation.

[Vasall des Midas]

in that case you will not be considered.  and besides your belief in this silly liberal 'transparency' is an anachronism.  when I am elected everything will be done in private, including but not limited to signing death warrants, defecation, eating low-carb cereal, sporting events, conferences with international drug kingpins (Atlasia will be converted to a narco-state), and your ghost-writing of my autobiography at gunpoint while I watch Seinfeld re-runs on state television.

Presidents defecating in private? Sacrilege!

[For Oklahoma]

Tweed, what is your opinion of the cabinet positions, specifically SoIA? The Senate has recently debated a bill to abolish the position.

[© Tweed the Younger]

Tweed, what is your opinion of the cabinet positions, specifically SoIA? The Senate has recently debated a bill to abolish the position.

I've supported paring down the number of jobs.  SOIA just the tip of the iceberg.

[Lief]

BGWAH STANDS FOR SOMETHING? AND IS PRONOUNCED BEEG-WAH?!?!

endorsed.

[© Tweed the Younger]

BGWAH STANDS FOR SOMETHING? AND IS PRONOUNCED BEEG-WAH?!?!

endorsed.

my campaign will be chock full of revelations.

[Vasall des Midas]

I only now noticed the second video, and the fact that Mr Wah is running. As a Wahist, obviously you have my vote.