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A18
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« Reply #200 on: January 02, 2006, 01:45:31 PM »
Led poisoning
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« Reply #201 on: January 02, 2006, 01:46:52 PM »
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DanielX
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« Reply #202 on: January 02, 2006, 01:57:30 PM »
Starves to death during Fearless Leader's collectivization of agriculture.
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« Reply #203 on: January 02, 2006, 02:03:26 PM »
Hunted down and defeated by arch-enemy DanielY.
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dazzleman
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« Reply #204 on: January 02, 2006, 02:06:24 PM »
crushed to death by a stampede of wild cattle that breaks into his house and comes up to his bedroom while he's sleeping
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« Reply #205 on: January 02, 2006, 03:00:36 PM »
Quote from: dazzleman on January 02, 2006, 02:06:24 PM
crushed to death by a stampede of wild cattle that breaks into his house and comes up to his bedroom while he's sleeping

LOL -- not an unlikely scenario, unfortunately.

Anyway, Dazzleman will be mauled by a bear on Wall Street.
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« Reply #206 on: January 02, 2006, 03:02:48 PM »
Workspace collapses on him... Tongue
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« Reply #207 on: January 02, 2006, 03:03:43 PM »
Lynched for careless handling of bear in downtown New York City, leading to death of beloved Vice President, Dazzleman.
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« Reply #208 on: January 02, 2006, 03:07:48 PM »
Display case on the 2nd story of Ed's House of Sharp Knives falls on him while walking down a sidewalk in Paris, Texas.
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« Reply #209 on: January 02, 2006, 03:09:34 PM »
Digested by a pervert with an eating disorder.
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« Reply #210 on: January 02, 2006, 03:17:28 PM »
walks down the street at the wrong time when the huge giant magnet store opens across the street from the really sharp metal blades store
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« Reply #211 on: January 02, 2006, 04:00:49 PM »

Harried to death, of course.
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A18
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« Reply #212 on: January 02, 2006, 04:40:23 PM »
Dragged behind Jake's pickup truck
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« Reply #213 on: January 02, 2006, 04:43:42 PM »
Infected paper cut from going through the IRS Tax Code
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« Reply #214 on: January 02, 2006, 04:44:59 PM »
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« Reply #215 on: January 02, 2006, 04:46:40 PM »
Killed by the liberal boyfriend of his secret lover.
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« Reply #216 on: January 02, 2006, 04:50:23 PM »
Dies on a deserted island after being missing for years on end.
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« Reply #217 on: January 02, 2006, 04:52:34 PM »
bleeds to death from multiple razor cuts after he finally decides to get rid of his beard
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« Reply #218 on: January 02, 2006, 04:52:57 PM »
Chokes on part of grilled Philip.
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« Reply #219 on: January 02, 2006, 04:53:45 PM »
Hacked to death by a mob of BJP supporters.
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« Reply #220 on: January 02, 2006, 04:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Left of the Dial on January 02, 2006, 04:53:45 PM
Hacked to death by a mob of BJP supporters.
Knifed by stripper's jealous pimp boyfriend.
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« Reply #221 on: January 02, 2006, 04:57:39 PM »
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« Reply #222 on: January 02, 2006, 04:58:33 PM »
Plowed under by Negro with a mule, on the man's own 40 acres, too!
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« Reply #223 on: January 02, 2006, 05:58:13 PM »
Buried alive for no reason
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« Reply #224 on: January 02, 2006, 05:59:12 PM »
Buried alive for a perfectly good reason, with his head left sticking out and covered with honey, in the middle of the Nevada desert.
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