The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

No its not.

no, it is. you got pwn'd by opebo. suck it up.

I did not get pwn3d by Opebo. In fact it was the opposite since he didn't get what I was referring to.

[YRABNNRM]

I think what's really entertaining is how much Straha really wants a post of his to be featured in this thread so he tries so hard to be "lolz munsta!11!" with all of his posts.

It's a shame he fails miserably and has never made a post that could even resemble something humorous.

[Bacon King]

I think what's really entertaining is how much Straha really wants a post of his to be featured in this thread so he tries so hard to be "lolz munsta!11!" with all of his posts.

It's a shame he fails miserably and has never made a post that could even resemble something humorous.

and its even funnier how he only got into this thread by being majorly owned by opebo.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

In a statement, the Connecticut For Lieberman party said

"Things were looking up for us. Not only did we field a Senate candidate, but he actually won. Naturally, we immediately set to trying to win the 2008 Presidential election. However, our only elected official turned out to be a turncoat. Needless to say, this has been a bit of a downer. We're not sure what the future of the Connecticut For Lieberman party is for now. We had worked so hard to get this Connecticut For Liebermanian elected, and he just jumped ship.".

Was that statement a joke?  I mean, who are they to criticize what Lieberman does when the party itself is named after him?

This is the Internet, so it was serious.

[opebo]

No its not.

no, it is. you got pwn'd by opebo. suck it up.

I did not get pwn3d by Opebo. In fact it was the opposite since he didn't get what I was referring to.

Christ, you dolt, obviously I knew what you were refering to, but Boss Tweed had already referred to it in the thread title thus it was not funny!

[Bacon King]

If you are a corrupt Democratic politican in New Jersey you could literaly commit rape a women on the steps of the State Capitol, take bribes from shady charaters like Tony Soprano, cheat on your wife in favor of a Thai hooker, do cocaine and sell drugs to five year olds,and still get elected in landslide.

[YRABNNRM]

What about non-incumbent party pickups? Obama beat Keyes 70-27.

that shouldnt count.

OMFG HE SHOULD RUN FOR PREZ111111.  HE HAS THE AUDASITY OF HOPE LOZL!11

[kashifsakhan]

No its not.

no, it is. you got pwn'd by opebo. suck it up.

I did not get pwn3d by Opebo. In fact it was the opposite since he didn't get what I was referring to.

I thought this thread was supposed to be funny...

[WMS]

Try to get back the nice, well-educated soft left middle class types but screw the mondeo man..

The problem with the nice, well-educated soft left middle class types you refer to is they will always be anti-Labour as long as we are in government. I know the type of people you mean; I went to school and university with them, I work with them, I live next door to them, I am friends with some of them.

The fact is, no Labour government would ever be principled enough for them; no Labour government would be radical enough for them; no Labour government would be liberal enough for them; no Labour government would be intellectual enough for them.

You could increase public spending by a million percent, send in a hit squad to assassinate George W Bush and be such a civil libertarian you made Lord Longford look like Norman Tebbit, and they would still be writing whingeing letters to the Guardian and threatening to vote LibDem.

[KEmperor]

I find it quite amazing that Republicans go to bed masturbating every night...

Link? Photos?

[YRABNNRM]

everybody: does anyone even remotely like Passions?

[MaC]

90% of this thread https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=49065.0

[Keystone Phil]

Another addition to the Forever Priceless Flyers collection:

Hey if a girl starts grinding up against me, what do you think I'm gonna do? 

[riceowl]

I'm going to say Nancy Pelosi isn't your typical Catholic considering she has 0 moral values what so ever, Satan is more religious

[bullmoose88]

I'm going to say Nancy Pelosi isn't your typical Catholic considering she has 0 moral values what so ever, Satan is more religious

I hope your not implying I'm crazy to say Nancy Pelosi has 0 moral values

Well its pretty hard to say she has 0 moral values considering the prerequisites for that are either a short mustache and a german accent, or a big fat mustache and a russian accent.

You probably should refrain from making such silly remarks, it reflects poorly upon you.

[Colin]

I'm going to say Nancy Pelosi isn't your typical Catholic considering she has 0 moral values what so ever, Satan is more religious

I hope your not implying I'm crazy to say Nancy Pelosi has 0 moral values

Well its pretty hard to say she has 0 moral values considering the prerequisites for that are either a short mustache and a german accent, or a big fat mustache and a russian accent.

Or that you were blue suits and have written a little red book or you are Pol Pot.

[riceowl]

It's quite a stretch to say any of those people had 0 moral values as well...I don't think anyone does.

[MaC]

Another addition to the Forever Priceless Flyers collection:

Hey if a girl starts grinding up against me, what do you think I'm gonna do? 

Not as good as the responses:

Order another cheesesteak, stick it in her mouth and go to work?

Say "Knock it off, mom!" 

[WMS]

TN-08(D)

TN-8 was an improvement because in 2004 our candidate was a racist anti-Republican nutcase who the party tried to remove from the ballot whereas our candidate this year was only a neo-confederate nutcase who "seceded" from the Republican party about three weeks ago.  Maybe in '08 we will upgrade to a mildly prejudiced mental hospital patient.

[Michael Z]

NBC interview on Sun afternoon, I don't know the exact time or reporter giving the interview

There's no mention of this interview in the news search or on the NBC News web site.  There are no transcripts, no blog mentions and no relevant Google results.  I am not convinced that this interview exists.

Ok, don't be convinced but I saw the interview and they flashed on the bottom of the screen, "Turner says he is 'progressive liberal'"

He probably saw this on FOX.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Oh lord, why did I have to Google that?

Fortunately, it was just chest up...but...why.

Now he's going to join Pete Sessions in my recurring nightmares.

[Michael Z]

I'm pumped for the single.  Right in time for Thanksgiving.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I think "Thanksgiving", I sure as heck think "Fall Out Boy".

[KEmperor]

I've got half a Tsunami right here in my pants.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I've got half a Tsunami right here in my pants.

I feel an immense temtation to say "I have got the bottom half of your mom right here in my paints", except I would never resort to that sort of low behavior (sometimes)

[opebo]

I've got half a Tsunami right here in my pants.

Do you find the original intent funny KEmperor, or just the fact that it sounds like I'm saying I wet myself?