Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us

[So the Heroes Fall]

He is smart. But is nothing other then a Hack. A close-minded-die-hard-liberal-hack-who-will-never-agree-with-the-only-smart-people-who-know-how-to-get-out-of-the-recession:

The Republicans.
EDIT:

And Evan Bayh and the Blue Dogs...

[Keystone Phil]

For those that may be interested:

New Jersey
Governor:  none.
We are looking for a candidate.

If you are willing to serve, know anyone that you would like to support as the original jurisdiction  Governor for New Jersey or you would like to learn what it takes to be a Governor, please contact us at the following email location: mailto:NewJerseyGov@teamlaw.net

mailing location: Original Jurisdiction Election Tracking 
c/o non-domestic
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[Keystone Phil]

Also, I doubt that Pat Robertson would endorse a ticket with Giuliani as presidential nominee.

[Bacon King]

No moreso than jmfcst himself has been weirding me out for about four years now.  It's gratifying to know that the forum's most diehard proponent of Christianity is also a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

5 I, jmfcst, looked, and there before me stood a pregnant belly, with one little foot pressing against the wall of the uterus, the foot caused the navel of the belly to be pushed aside. 6 The navel said to the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, "How long will it be before this pic is removed from jmfcst’s sig?"

7 Clothed in a belly, the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, lifted his tiny big toe and his even tinier little toe toward the moderators, and I heard him swear by David Leip who runs the forum, saying, "It will be for a time, times, fours times, and another time. When the will of the eight people who mocked jmfcst’s previous sig has been finally broken, all these things will be completed."

[Sam Spade]

Get ed, Sam.

Guess I hurt poor hughie's feelings...  Sorry, babe.

Don't worry sam, I hear there's a pill for that problem...you've seen the commercials for it, 50s something guy learns dancing then escapes with his wife to the hotel room...

wait...what, you mean the forum deleted a naughty word and left us with erectile dysfunction? Drats.

[So the Heroes Fall]

As I've said, I object to any map that does not keep all of the Old Confederacy in one region.

The replies are all great (and accurate) too.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

This one is funny.

Verily stop using facts to support the idea that anything is possible. People don't like facts.

[Senator Ben]

Here is the map.



Obama: 430
Conservative third party: 108
Giuliani: 0

[Verily]

Priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9itBJP6QQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftpmdc%2Etalkingpointsmemo%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

Well in her favor, looking into her eyes, she looks stoned to me.

It's a combination of Jesus and valium.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=89791.msg1952205#msg1952205

The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."

[Senator MaxQue]

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=89791.msg1952205#msg1952205

The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."

Well, very very slight. But we don't know the future. Remember 1980 and 1984.

[Prez Duke]

Though I was never a friend of Xahar's and he was kind of a leftist but he has earned respect for fighting Zionism on Atlas by hijacking the account of an arch Zionist therefore he deserves to post here.

Just when you least expected him, Stark is back!

[paul718]

I just don't understand why he changes his avatar a lot. He seems all over the place.

Nah, I just do that for fun. I usually change my avatar to a place I'd like to visit at that moment in time and then change back. I also had a Green Party Avatar for a while because it was the beginning of March.

[Keystone Phil]

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

...like the bird?

[platypeanArchcow]

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

...like the bird?

Read on... he's claiming that PiT's head is in the sand.

[Keystone Phil]

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

...like the bird?

Read on... he's claiming that PiT's head is in the sand.

Ugh. Now it makes sense. I wanted it to be totally off the wall. 

[opebo]

Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 

[RIP Robert H Bork]

10,000 BC - 1607 AD:  Red Man
1607 AD - 2009 AD:  White Man

2009 AD - Present:  Black Man

[Keystone Phil]

Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 

LOL

This one belongs here because of the "mistake."

[Rob]

Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 

LOL

This one belongs here because of the "mistake."

I laughed.

[Rob]

context necessary:

No, I have one I got from a yard sale for $15.

[© Tweed the Younger]

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

I was cracking up for about 20 minutes after reading that one

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

I was cracking up for about 20 minutes after reading that one

     Yeah, I almost burst out laughing at work when I read the ostrich part.

[President Marokai]

He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? 

He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. 

Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.

[Keystone Phil]

He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? 

He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. 

Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.

Yeah, that one prompted one of the best LOL's in awhile.

Of course, you only posted it because love any opportunity to try to annoy me. Sorry that it didn't work this time.