Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[JSojourner]

The last four posts should all be deleted by a mod.

Just stumbling on this...

I agree.  Can't we just wish them all the best?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Michael O. Leavitt (R)

My favorite Utah politician. He is so pro-Israel. I love him (No homo).

Thanks for the clarification.

[Vepres]

I'll play along, mostly since I'm suffering from extreme boredom...

Me vs. You

Vs. JewishConservative

[Bacon King]

Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

Little thumbs up thing Keystone Phil likes this.

LOL

[Хahar 🤔]

Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

My parents got married after five days, and they've been together now for fifteen years.

Do I win?

[Hash]

The PCRM candidate didn't get a 2/3 majority in the presidential election, so they'll hold a snap election.

can I vote in that?

You need to know what I was reffering to.

[The Mikado]

Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

My parents got married after five days, and they've been together now for fifteen years.

Do I win?

Arranged?

[??????????]

The only time I ever tried fake tan, I forgot to wash my hands. Looked like I'd been wiping my arse with them for a week

[Sensei]

Well, that trend is falling away.. at least here.  A name like Emma is very old fashioned... like.. there are old ladies in the nursing home named Emma and then there are newborns.. but nobody in between.

At least we're trying something off the cuff. 

Least favorites:

Brody
Damien

Here are my least favorites:

Olaf
Marybelle
Birtha (not a mistake)
Susan (male)

[Joe Republic]

How the heck does a 10-year-old drop in a Johnny Cash reference?

[Хahar 🤔]

Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

My parents got married after five days, and they've been together now for fifteen years.

Do I win?

Arranged?

Of course.

The state is samll. Nobody lives there. People who do live there are northern elitists (This is coming from a northerner).. Plus their politically evil.

NY rocks though!!!  So don't say I hate all liberal states. Just 100% liberal states.

[Bacon King]

Dave Leip for sure.  He has been nothing but trouble since he came to this forum.

The moderation team placed him on moderator review a while ago; only approved posts are released to the forum at large.  As you can imagine, very few of his posts are ever approved.

[tmthforu94]

How the heck does a 10-year-old drop in a Johnny Cash reference?

He isn't 10...

[Bacon King]

I don't always enjoy advertisements, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis' "Most Interesting Man" campaign.

[Хahar 🤔]

Ghandi was a Hindu Nationalist.

[Joe Republic]

How the heck does a 10-year-old drop in a Johnny Cash reference?

He isn't 10...

That would seem like the obvious explanation.  Do you know this for sure?

[tmthforu94]

How the heck does a 10-year-old drop in a Johnny Cash reference?

He isn't 10...

That would seem like the obvious explanation.  Do you know this for sure?

Nope, just a guess. Despite what some members might think, he is actually very politically smart, for his "age". I would guess that he decided to say he's 10, so members wouldn't give him such a hard time for making such crappy posts.

[Хahar 🤔]

New word time:

=ing

[tmthforu94]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=97870.0

Everything in that thread belongs in here, but I didn't feel like quoting it all.

[minionofmidas]

Uh. My parents got engaged after ten days, and they've been together now for thirty years.

My parents got married after five days, and they've been together now for fifteen years.

Do I win?

Your parents had met each other before the wedding? Youth these days...

[paul718]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but Sanford's hike apparently coincided with a naked hike on Sunday. CNN just reported that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midlife_crisis

!!!

[tmthforu94]

In 2016, Mark Warner will be elected at age 61.

I hope so.
I'd be really happy with either him or Brian Schweitzer as president.

You're both just complete douche bags. Based on the personality of everyone on this thing- i'd say you all  got picked on in high school alot.

[Хahar 🤔]

The way things are going, █████, ██████ and █████████ could go under in the UK. The █████████, ████████ and ███████ over expenses is █████████████ ██████ !

[Kaine for Senate '18]

By donating to Opebo you are helping to feed a lot of poor young Thai girls so I guess Opebo.

[Joe Republic]

Also, I misspelled hypocrite a moment ago. I apologize to my wife, my cats, and the state of Wisconsin for my hasty typing and my mishandling of the English language, to which I owe so much.