Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Did the bride from the shotgun wedding have her baby yet?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Did the bride from the shotgun wedding have her baby yet?

The baby is over a year old, so I think so.

[DC Al Fine]

Okay, it's pretty clear that Bushie's "weight" loss is simply another fib. It's just normal weight fluctuation between 275 and 265 methinks, nothing more, nothing less. If he weighed in at 277 at the doctors, he isn't down 11 pounds like he claimed. My shoes, clothes, phone, etc, don't weigh 12 pounds, and if he has 12 pounds of crap inside him, he needs to seek a doctor.

Further, whenever they weigh me at the doctors, they make me take off my shoes. Yours doesn't?

Right now, as of this morning, I weigh 268 - a loss of 7 lbs.  That's with the malt and bacon cheeseburger factored in.  They recorded my weight at 276 on June 6, 2013 with a BMI of 42.0.  That 42.13 was recorded in March.  That appointment was before breakfast, my clothes were at least 4 pounds, my shoes were another 2 pounds, my wallet, keys, and phone were probably 2 pounds combined.  Add that up, that is 8 pounds.  I recorded my weight on that day at 268-269.  That is 7-8 pounds difference, so it makes sense.  I didn't record the 263.8 until June 9.

For the love of God Bushie lose the shoes, wallet, phone & keys when you weigh yourself. Also, take a dump before going to the doctor's office.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Okay, it's pretty clear that Bushie's "weight" loss is simply another fib. It's just normal weight fluctuation between 275 and 265 methinks, nothing more, nothing less. If he weighed in at 277 at the doctors, he isn't down 11 pounds like he claimed. My shoes, clothes, phone, etc, don't weigh 12 pounds, and if he has 12 pounds of crap inside him, he needs to seek a doctor.

Further, whenever they weigh me at the doctors, they make me take off my shoes. Yours doesn't?

Right now, as of this morning, I weigh 268 - a loss of 7 lbs.  That's with the malt and bacon cheeseburger factored in.  They recorded my weight at 276 on June 6, 2013 with a BMI of 42.0.  That 42.13 was recorded in March.  That appointment was before breakfast, my clothes were at least 4 pounds, my shoes were another 2 pounds, my wallet, keys, and phone were probably 2 pounds combined.  Add that up, that is 8 pounds.  I recorded my weight on that day at 268-269.  That is 7-8 pounds difference, so it makes sense.  I didn't record the 263.8 until June 9.

For the love of God Bushie lose the shoes, wallet, phone & keys when you weigh yourself. Also, take a dump before going to the doctor's office.

They won't let me remove the shoes, wallet, phone, & keys before they weigh me.  They hurry me onto the scale, get my height every time, and then usher me into the room.  When I'm at home, I weigh after I take a dump, and before breakfast or clothes.

[Joe Biden 2020]

With dinner over, I have accumulated roughly 1,750 calories.  I had 620 for lunch and a little over 1,100 for dinner.  I have room for a snack tonight, so I may have a small snack about 19:30 or so.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What did you eat? And what do you normally wear that weighs 4 pounds? A burlap sack?

[Joe Biden 2020]

What did you eat? And what do you normally wear that weighs 4 pounds? A burlap sack?

For lunch I had 2 PB & J sandwiches and for dinner I had a couple moderate helpings of Enchilada Casserole.

Let's see, my jeans are heavy, at least 2.5 lbs and my shirt adds another half pound at least, so at least 3 lbs, if not 4 depending on the shirt.  I know, because I've weighed without clothes, got dressed, and weighed again (without shoes) with the other variables being the same, so I know the difference.  You could say I did a bit of algebra by changing y to find x.

[SPC]

Did you actually compare your naked weight to your fully clothed weight with shoes, wallet, keys, and phone on your home scale, or are those figures just being pulled from the same place your refried beans normally end up?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Did you actually compare your naked weight to your fully clothed weight with shoes, wallet, keys, and phone on your home scale, or are those figures just being pulled from the same place your refried beans normally end up?

I've played with all the variables.  With clothes, sans the rest, With clothes and shoes, sans the rest, With shoes, sans the rest, with clothes, shoes, and accessories. Even before BM and after BM.  Taking a BM alone usually loses a full pound on its own, sometimes two depending on the size of the BM.  I've even weighed before and after I slept to gauge it that way.  I've done all sorts of experimentation with the scale and the variables involved.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I've just never heard of anyone losing 8 pounds by taking off their clothes and taking a dump. You must have some huge intestines.

How has your diet changed since you started "dieting" since your parents seem to think you're on one? Nothing you are doing screams "diet" to me. Of course, what do I know?

[Joe Biden 2020]

I've just never heard of anyone losing 8 pounds by taking off their clothes and taking a dump. You must have some huge intestines.

How has your diet changed since you started "dieting" since your parents seem to think you're on one? Nothing you are doing screams "diet" to me. Of course, what do I know?

The food hasn't changed necessarily, I am just trying to eat less of the same stuff.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

So 2 sandwiches and multiple helping of enchilada casserole was better than usual? I guess I just don't know anyone who eats 4-5 helpings of something unless they're really trying to stuff their face

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So 2 sandwiches and multiple helping of enchilada casserole was better than usual? I guess I just don't know anyone who eats 4-5 helpings of something unless they're really trying to stuff their face

I like how it's "moderate" helpings.  That means 2 huge plates and cleaning up the casserole dish.

[Joe Biden 2020]

1 sandwich is definitely less than normal.  It would leave me hungry again within the hour.  2 sandwiches are not that much, especially when each sandwich is only about 310 calories altogether.

The enchilada casserole was only 2 moderate size helpings.  Each helping was about a 1.5 x 3" block.  There was still quite a bit of casserole left when we started cleaning up.  Dinner was only 1,100 calories because I also had a regular coke with it.  So, the casserole itself was roughly 950-1000 calories.

I just had an ice cream drumstick for a snack, so altogether I ended up the day with about 2,050 calories.  That is below my goal of 2,200 calories.

[Mr. Morden]

1 sandwich is definitely less than normal.  It would leave me hungry again within the hour.  2 sandwiches are not that much, especially when each sandwich is only about 310 calories altogether.

What about one sandwich with a side of a fruit or vegetable?  I seem to get by OK with that for lunch most days.

[Joe Biden 2020]

1 sandwich is definitely less than normal.  It would leave me hungry again within the hour.  2 sandwiches are not that much, especially when each sandwich is only about 310 calories altogether.

What about one sandwich with a side of a fruit or vegetable?  I seem to get by OK with that for lunch most days.

I really don't see what the big deal is over just two sandwiches.  That is not an outrageous amount.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

1 sandwich is definitely less than normal.  It would leave me hungry again within the hour.  2 sandwiches are not that much, especially when each sandwich is only about 310 calories altogether.

The enchilada casserole was only 2 moderate size helpings.  Each helping was about a 1.5 x 3" block.  There was still quite a bit of casserole left when we started cleaning up.  Dinner was only 1,100 calories because I also had a regular coke with it.  So, the casserole itself was roughly 950-1000 calories.

I just had an ice cream drumstick for a snack, so altogether I ended up the day with about 2,050 calories.  That is below my goal of 2,200 calories.

Lol. Lets just drop the diet. Bushie isn't going to ever lose that much weight eating stuff like that. I maintain he'll never drop below 250.

[memphis]

Except in this thread, I've never heard of enchilada casselore. I've certainly never tried such a thing. So, maybe I'm just ignorant, but it sounds so fundamentally wrong. How does one digest something like that?

[King]

Except in this thread, I've never heard of enchilada casselore. I've certainly never tried such a thing. So, maybe I'm just ignorant, but it sounds so fundamentally wrong. How does one digest something like that?

Well in NM, an enchilada casserole is enchiladas where the tortilla is laid flat instead of rolled and stacked with chile/cheese/onions/beans on each layer.  It's more like a lasagna.  I'm guessing that's what they are eating.

Then again, it's godforsaken Oklahoma so it wouldn't surprise me if they did some disgusting thing with ranch dressing and breadcrumbs.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I've definitely heard of enchilada casserole. It's normally what King described, but I imagine their variant has no beans and onions and only has meat, tortillas, cheese and sauce. I couldn't imagine Bushie eating chile, beans and onions.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I've definitely heard of enchilada casserole. It's normally what King described, but I imagine their variant has no beans and onions and only has meat, tortillas, cheese and sauce. I couldn't imagine Bushie eating chile, beans and onions.

It has all those ingredients, except Dad's half as onions, mine and Mom's half does not.  And no, it does not have ranch or breadcrumbs, it is exactly how King described it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am under 100 hours until Kenya 2013 begins - 98 hours as of 22:00.  Kenya 2013 will begin at midnight Thursday morning.

[King]

I am under 100 hours until Kenya 2013 begins - 98 hours as of 22:00.  Kenya 2013 will begin at midnight Thursday morning.

You have 98 opportunities to go for an hour long walk before your flight.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I've definitely heard of enchilada casserole. It's normally what King described, but I imagine their variant has no beans and onions and only has meat, tortillas, cheese and sauce. I couldn't imagine Bushie eating chile, beans and onions.

It has all those ingredients, except Dad's half as onions, mine and Mom's half does not.  And no, it does not have ranch or breadcrumbs, it is exactly how King described it.

And the household rivalry of Bushie and mama versus dad continues. This time, the writers illustrate the divide by using the enchilada casserole the family eats for dinner. What next?

[Mr. Morden]

I am under 100 hours until Kenya 2013 begins - 98 hours as of 22:00.  Kenya 2013 will begin at midnight Thursday morning.

I'm traveling again later this week, but will get back home on Saturday night (Australia time).  After I get home, if Bushie does indeed disappear from Atlas and is unable to post from Kenya, I might try writing a few "The Adventures of Hobo Orgy Guy and Blondie" episodes in this thread, to see what the other side of the Bushie tale is thinking.