Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Insula Dei]

Stop being so overdramatic... it's just annoying now.

Oh my, Eraserhead, now you're on the watch list.

[Bacon King]

Sometimes. 

[King]

Nobody should be allowed to force a painful and irreversible medical procedure on an unconsenting other.

Agreed.  What's the point of being circumcised if you can't remember it?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

[Napoleon]

pbrower lives in 2012.

I'm pretty sure he lives on Venus, actually.

[Badger]

Uh, so an overenthusiastic supporter said some stupid things? So what? I could bring up that scene in Jesus Camp where the kids are basically told to pray to a cardboard cutout of Bush.

Touching a Bush cutout?  Big deal.  Naso actually penetrated one.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Its basic, Obama could either have a victory five percentage points higher than 2008. Or, he could be holding on for dear life as he looses five percentage points from his last total. It just depends.

So he will either win or lose?  Fascinating.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Pawlenty:

Blah....blah...blah....blah....blah

Paul:

Let's defeat the New World Order! End the Fed!

Santorum:

Pretty soon we will be f**king dogs

Johnson:

Marijuana is good for you

Cain:

Muslims should be barred from seeking office

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

and remind me again who is the one who must not be named (serously, my memory and attention span isnt good enough to keep up with my dragon-poster-decoded ring)

First name = the junior senator from Arizona's last name, with an 'e' at the end.
Last name = a Spanish market

[King]

However, I agree with over 200 years of Federalist-Whig-Republican thinking

Have you ever agreed with anything else?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Before Inks will surely delete it.

I will be forced to validate my moniker if you dont stop attempting to replicate my account, and it could possibly involve portraying your mother in various sexual acts with Osama bin Laden and Rachel Maddow in Hell.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Looks like I was right about how long BushOK's personal lock would last. What a shocker.

A great day nonetheless. I'd love to see the joy in the eyes of Duke, AndrewCT, Memphis, Lief, etc. right now.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I love how Bushie calls it 'the bipolar'.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Palin as a candidate for AZ-Sen?  I'm sorry, is there a memo I missed?

Doesn't Palin live in Arizona these days or something?

It certainly would strengthen her foreign policy credentials in that it would add another country to the list that she could see from her house.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

It's a good thing Stephen Harper reads this forum, otherwise this thread would look a little silly.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

So, did I miss anything cool?

Yeah.  Gary Johnson said he supported gay marriage and Santorum ran from the podium to attack him.  Meanwhile Paul ran to Johnson's aide, T-Paw hid behind the podium, and Herman Cain continued to look clueless.

[Napoleon]

I post now in this thread because PPT said he likes, when we post here.

Same here.

[Joe Republic]

I'm not familiar with the politics of Scotland, so is Scotland really for either Labor or Liberal?

[King]

Me.

Who hates you?

I certainly do.

[Хahar 🤔]

A few I think would be needed:

Rites of Spring - For Want Of
The Hated - Words Come Back (ending theme)

Also I think regardless of the reality Tiffanye should listen to Mineral (maybe that'll be playing the night she seduces him, something like "If I Could") and have a Viewers Are Geniuses gag where every scene she's in she's wearing a Christian hardcore band's shirt (she would be in only a few flashbacks and the final scene.)

As the screenwriter, you don't actually assemble the soundtrack.

BRTD is an auteur.

He'd be the easiest person in the world to do a film study class on, though.  "This director kindly posted his thoughts throughout development on an Internet messageboard, complete with detailed explanations for every choice.  Invoking Death of the Author, I'm going to say that everything he wrote is immaterial to the film."

[King]

(I'm part red man)

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

He is necessary to complete the trinity of Protestant Christianity representation on the board.  jmfcst is the voice of bigotry and BushOK a fascinating fable on repression, sure, but only JCL can provide the worldview of an apocalyptic lunacy witness.

[Landslide Lyndon]

My two favorite posters in action.

Sucks for this guy:

True. Raping animals will be all the harder now that his trousers won't already be pulled down.

[Lief 🗽]

Thanks px! I aim to please.

And now a post from one of my favorite novelty accounts:

The high amount of overweight people in this country is a serious problem. That is why I do my part by allowing heckling of fat kids in my classroom. Sometimes I'll dock points off a test if the student is fat.

[minionofmidas]

Thanks px! I aim to please.

And now a post from one of my favorite novelty accounts:

The high amount of overweight people in this country is a serious problem. That is why I do my part by allowing heckling of fat kids in my classroom. Sometimes I'll dock points off a test if the student is fat.