Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[opebo]

opebo makes a good point: if you're going to be fat, at least enjoy being a fat. There are plenty of incredibly delicious unhealthy foods; there's no need to waste those calories on disgusting slop from a buffet line when you could be making yourself bacon mayonnaise, duck fat french fries, or all sorts of other fatty and delicious delicacies. 

Because if he indulged in good food, he wouldn't be able to spoil his children for Christmas.

Cook them too!  They probably still have the pot for it somewhere around Mombasa. 

(Btw, sorry folks, I didn't research our road trip well enough!  That restaurant with the duck-fat fries is in Charleston SC - we can visit Duke while there.)

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Howdy, folks!  Another day of work is over.  One more day until the weekend.

I do plan to work out this evening for a little while.  I feel pretty good about how things are going right now.  Things could be better, but things could be worse.  I'm dealing with some issues that I've just about got taken care of, but I still have work to do on them.  I'm not going to explain what's going on at this time, but I'm dealing with them at this time.  It does not involve my job, so you can put those rumors to bed.  Nor does it involve my apartment or anything like that.

Hmm... it must be something you know we'd criticize you on, since you share pretty much everything else with the forum.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's either money, a woman, or porn.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Howdy, folks!  Another day of work is over.  One more day until the weekend.

I do plan to work out this evening for a little while.  I feel pretty good about how things are going right now.  Things could be better, but things could be worse.  I'm dealing with some issues that I've just about got taken care of, but I still have work to do on them.  I'm not going to explain what's going on at this time, but I'm dealing with them at this time.  It does not involve my job, so you can put those rumors to bed.  Nor does it involve my apartment or anything like that.

Hmm... it must be something you know we'd criticize you on, since you share pretty much everything else with the forum.

Alright, I'll tell you.  Somehow someone got a hold of my bank account information and has made a couple unauthorized purchases on it.  I am very secretive about my banking information, so it must have been obtained through a merchant I do business with regularly.  I've got those charges stopped and reversed, but after my paycheck comes in in the morning, I will have to go to the bank and close my bank account down and open a new one so they no longer have my account information.  I can't do it today, because I'm waiting to get paid just after midnight.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Howdy, folks!  Another day of work is over.  One more day until the weekend.

I do plan to work out this evening for a little while.  I feel pretty good about how things are going right now.  Things could be better, but things could be worse.  I'm dealing with some issues that I've just about got taken care of, but I still have work to do on them.  I'm not going to explain what's going on at this time, but I'm dealing with them at this time.  It does not involve my job, so you can put those rumors to bed.  Nor does it involve my apartment or anything like that.

Hmm... it must be something you know we'd criticize you on, since you share pretty much everything else with the forum.

Alright, I'll tell you.  Somehow someone got a hold of my bank account information and has made a couple unauthorized purchases on it.  I am very secretive about my banking information, so it must have been obtained through a merchant I do business with regularly.  I've got those charges stopped and reversed, but after my paycheck comes in in the morning, I will have to go to the bank and close my bank account down and open a new one so they no longer have my account information.  I can't do it today, because I'm waiting to get paid just after midnight.

You can close it today, and the check just won't go through and they'll reissue a check.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Howdy, folks!  Another day of work is over.  One more day until the weekend.

I do plan to work out this evening for a little while.  I feel pretty good about how things are going right now.  Things could be better, but things could be worse.  I'm dealing with some issues that I've just about got taken care of, but I still have work to do on them.  I'm not going to explain what's going on at this time, but I'm dealing with them at this time.  It does not involve my job, so you can put those rumors to bed.  Nor does it involve my apartment or anything like that.

Hmm... it must be something you know we'd criticize you on, since you share pretty much everything else with the forum.

Alright, I'll tell you.  Somehow someone got a hold of my bank account information and has made a couple unauthorized purchases on it.  I am very secretive about my banking information, so it must have been obtained through a merchant I do business with regularly.  I've got those charges stopped and reversed, but after my paycheck comes in in the morning, I will have to go to the bank and close my bank account down and open a new one so they no longer have my account information.  I can't do it today, because I'm waiting to get paid just after midnight.

You can close it today, and the check just won't go through and they'll reissue a check.

True, but I need the money.

[Lief 🗽]

a merchant I do business with regularly

Bushie, porn is free on the internet, you don't need to pay for it...

[memphis]

Poor criminal. Went through all that trouble to hack an account and all he got was Bushie's chump change.  If you're going to commit a felony, you may as well make it worth your while.  Go after Torie's accounts

[Joe Biden 2020]

Poor criminal. Went through all that trouble to hack an account and all he got was Bushie's chump change.  If you're going to commit a felony, you may as well make it worth your while.  Go after Torie's accounts

No joke!  I didn't have much in there, so he gets very little for his efforts...

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You need to be careful giving your card numbers to porn sites. Most of them are as unprotected as raw dog sex with a prostitute.

[Joe Biden 2020]

You need to be careful giving your card numbers to porn sites. Most of them are as unprotected as raw dog sex with a prostitute.

Oddly enough, it was a porn site, but I don't remember ever signing up for that particular site.  I have no idea how they got a hold of it, but to avoid this coming out in March, I am going to shut down my entire bank account and reopen it tomorrow after work.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You need to be careful giving your card numbers to porn sites. Most of them are as unprotected as raw dog sex with a prostitute.

Oddly enough, it was a porn site, but I don't remember ever signing up for that particular site.  I have no idea how they got a hold of it, but to avoid this coming out in March, I am going to shut down my entire bank account and reopen it tomorrow after work.

All porn sites sleep together like all strippers grind their cooter on any man's cock that slips them a dollar bill. In short, if you give your card number to one site, you may as well send it to all of them.

[Joe Biden 2020]

You need to be careful giving your card numbers to porn sites. Most of them are as unprotected as raw dog sex with a prostitute.

Oddly enough, it was a porn site, but I don't remember ever signing up for that particular site.  I have no idea how they got a hold of it, but to avoid this coming out in March, I am going to shut down my entire bank account and reopen it tomorrow after work.

All porn sites sleep together like all strippers grind their cooter on any man's cock that slips them a dollar bill. In short, if you give your card number to one site, you may as well send it to all of them.

Oh well.  Lesson learned.  I got both January and February reversed and the only thing it cost me was a $30 stop payment fee from the bank.

[AndrewTX]

You need to be careful giving your card numbers to porn sites. Most of them are as unprotected as raw dog sex with a prostitute.

Oddly enough, it was a porn site, but I don't remember ever signing up for that particular site.  I have no idea how they got a hold of it, but to avoid this coming out in March, I am going to shut down my entire bank account and reopen it tomorrow after work.

All porn sites sleep together like all strippers grind their cooter on any man's cock that slips them a dollar bill. In short, if you give your card number to one site, you may as well send it to all of them.

Why do you keep talking about us?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

opebo makes a good point: if you're going to be fat, at least enjoy being a fat. There are plenty of incredibly delicious unhealthy foods; there's no need to waste those calories on disgusting slop from a buffet line when you could be making yourself bacon mayonnaise, duck fat french fries, or all sorts of other fatty and delicious delicacies.  

Because if he indulged in good food, he wouldn't be able to spoil his children for Christmas.

Cook them too!  They probably still have the pot for it somewhere around Mombasa.  

(Btw, sorry folks, I didn't research our road trip well enough!  That restaurant with the duck-fat fries is in Charleston SC - we can visit Duke while there.)

I've been to that restaurant. There's also another bar in town with duck fat fried French fries. Had those too. Please, everyone come visit me!

Jesus, that site has all the bars and some of the restaurants I go to regularly.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You need to be careful giving your card numbers to porn sites. Most of them are as unprotected as raw dog sex with a prostitute.

Oddly enough, it was a porn site, but I don't remember ever signing up for that particular site.  I have no idea how they got a hold of it, but to avoid this coming out in March, I am going to shut down my entire bank account and reopen it tomorrow after work.

All porn sites sleep together like all strippers grind their cooter on any man's cock that slips them a dollar bill. In short, if you give your card number to one site, you may as well send it to all of them.

Why do you keep talking about us?

Because our love is exclusive. This is an example of the opposite of you and me.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I think I just found a new drink of choice!  V8 Fusion Concord Grape Raspberry!  I bought it a couple weeks back, but just have not tried it, yet.  Needless to say, I am impressed.   V8 Fusion for an 8 oz glass gives you only 50 calories and one serving each of fruits and vegetables!  So much better than soda!!  I'm going to Walmart tomorrow night.  I am going to challenge myself NOT to buy ANY soda and instead just stick with water and now V8 Fusion!

[fezzyfestoon]

I think I just found a new drink of choice!  V8 Fusion Concord Grape Raspberry!  I bought it a couple weeks back, but just have not tried it, yet.  Needless to say, I am impressed.   V8 Fusion for an 8 oz glass gives you only 50 calories and one serving each of fruits and vegetables!  So much better than soda!!  I'm going to Walmart tomorrow night.  I am going to challenge myself NOT to buy ANY soda and instead just stick with water and now V8 Fusion!

Nice! Great, great plan.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Have you tried water?

[Joe Biden 2020]

I think I just found a new drink of choice!  V8 Fusion Concord Grape Raspberry!  I bought it a couple weeks back, but just have not tried it, yet.  Needless to say, I am impressed.   V8 Fusion for an 8 oz glass gives you only 50 calories and one serving each of fruits and vegetables!  So much better than soda!!  I'm going to Walmart tomorrow night.  I am going to challenge myself NOT to buy ANY soda and instead just stick with water and now V8 Fusion!

Nice! Great, great plan.

Thanks, Fezzy!

Have you tried water?

Actually, yes, I have.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

And why did you give up on water?

[Joe Biden 2020]

And why did you give up on water?

I think I just found a new drink of choice!  V8 Fusion Concord Grape Raspberry!  I bought it a couple weeks back, but just have not tried it, yet.  Needless to say, I am impressed.   V8 Fusion for an 8 oz glass gives you only 50 calories and one serving each of fruits and vegetables!  So much better than soda!!  I'm going to Walmart tomorrow night.  I am going to challenge myself NOT to buy ANY soda and instead just stick with water and now V8 Fusion!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Jeff, be honest, what proportion is the V8 to water that you'll be drinking?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Probably 50/50.  I'm switching off soda and going to a much healthier V8, yet you are seemingly equating V8 with Coke?  What gives?  I am not going to drink only water.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Probably 50/50.  I'm switching off soda and going to a much healthier V8, yet you are seemingly equating V8 with Coke?  What gives?  I am not going to drink only water.

I'm not equating V8 with Coke, but you consume way more calories than a healthy person should.  Cutting out calories from what you drink would be a good start.

Let's look at the nutrition info (Based on a 2,000 calorie diet):

Calories: 140 for 8 oz.
Fat: 0 g (obviously)
Cholesterol: 0 g
Sodium: 105 mg 4%
Potassium: 230 mg 7%
Carbs: 33g 12%
   Sugar: 31 g
Protein: 1 g 2%

This equates to 1/2 serving of fruit and 1/2 serving of vegetables.