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[Goldwater]

I'd choose Norway of course.

Tennessee, but only because I would kill myself under Norway's weather conditions.

Norway's coast averages above freezing in winter.

You're saying that as if that was enough to make it tolerable.

It's not tolerable.  It's enjoyable.

You are not human.

[IceSpear]

A young, poor, black, unmarried, atheist, homosexual woman who dropped out of high school and lives in Washington D.C.?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I know this pic may offend some of you, but LOVE is LOVE.



You go straight boy! Have pride in that different-gender kiss!

Disgusting. How dare you pollute the forum with this smut. Reported.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Snowstalker, lets be honest. There is nothing remotely interesting about you. You're a spoiled brat masquerading as a predictable arm chair revolutionary who is too afraid to even picket a Walmart. Grow the f[inks]k up already and come back to reality.

My theory of Atlas eunuchs preferring the thoroughly tedious posters is once again bolstered.

Well considering the amount of ass kissing TNF gets because he's ~so principled~ and ~intelligent~...

You? You, the True Leftist who called for the beheading of bankers and then went total READY 4 HILLARY, rival Snowstalker in terms of spewing out useless, pompous BS. Quit hating on TNF because he is the poster that you aren't, and never, ever, will be. Any questions?

[Antonio the Sixth]

it should be noted that over 10% of deaths due to smoking are from secondhand smoke, so the "well i'm just hurting myself, who cares" argument is bullsht.

now, unless you have a different argument than "i have the ｆｒｅｅｄｏｍ to shove tar into my lungs at top speed and ｎｏｂｏｄｙ ｃａｎ ｓｔｏｐ ｍｅ ≧ʍ≦" i'll be leaving this thread

[TDAS04]

Someone this forum seems to care deeply about, for reasons I can't comprehend.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'd increase it by 300, to 735. 

[Maxwell]

Mac isn't completely a douche either, just mostly. There's some real pathos to him sometimes.

[Lief 🗽]

At least Hitler is original.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

toaster strudels
bagel bites

Bushie you are a 32-year-old man, please do not buy food for children...

[Mr. Smith]

Zen Lunatic the leftist monk

It's been a while since interacting with him, but that seems a very apt title he's given to Zen from what I can tell

[Sumner 1868]

Write-in: Zombie Emperor Norton I

[Antonio the Sixth]

Why would Gore run with a Wall Street yuppie who mismanaged a city for a dozen years?

[BaconBacon96]

I'm voting Hitler not so much because of the appropriation of black culture, but more because Hitler would have been a far better rapper had he settled on a music career instead of enslaving europe.

I'm sure there is a montage of Hitler rapping somewhere on the internet.

[TDAS04]

The poll is stupid because it doesn't have an "I like her positions" option.

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

They don't really deserve it but then no one else does either.

This.

There should not be a nationwide primary, there should just be a few states doing it at a time.  Since no state deserves to be first all the time, the order in which states hold contests should be randomly selected through a lottery each cycle.  One state can be randomly selected for the first primary, then two for the second time, and three for the third round.  After that, the number should not exceed five.

A nationwide presidential primary would be problematic in a field of multiple candidates, and holding a few contests at a time can help eliminate candidates aren't fit for the long haul.  But no state should be entitled the special position of first all the time (and I say this as someone originally from Iowa).

[ElectionsGuy]

Iowa.  We elected *****ing Joni Ernst.

[Goldwater]

Some changes. I think it looks much better now.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Roma (normal).

[RFayette 🇻🇦]

Never thought I'd say this but... Hell is too damn cold.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

This is genuinely awful.  Just horrifying!

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Why would Al Gore go to Iowa without even a Presidential thought in his head? A love of family farms?

To troll the Clintons and/or their supporters?

[Türkisblau]

None of these polls matter.  I would pay more attention to what people think of our dear, dear President Obama who is being screwed out of a third term by that nasty Constitution. 

[Antonio the Sixth]

Ugh...

Because he is a fellow Baylor alumnus, I actually have access to his mailing address and contact info and it makes me really want to just find someone in China who can sell me a bulk order of dildos that I can then mail to him on a daily basis to totally f#$% with his mind until I run out.

He comes home from work? Dildo in a FedEx box on the front porch. He comes into the office in the morning? "Mr. Paxton, there is a package for you." Dildo. He's walking out to his car at the end of the day? Dildo on the hood of the car.

Eventually Ken Paxton will be found naked, crouched behind some bushes in his neighborhood, muttering, "Dildos...dildos...dildos everywhere!" to himself. The authorities will get involved. Mr. Paxton will quietly resign for personal reasons. His traditional, heterosexual Christian marriage will disintegrate. His children will be ashamed of him.

This is so f[inks]ing weird...

[Lief 🗽]

Are you living in an alternate reality? This forum is full of insane austericrats.

Well, I still have some hope left that you will once join the good side too, once you start earning your own money - instead of simply spending the money from your parents to finance your studies etc. ...

Spoken like a true US Republican. "Those damn lib'ruls only care about helping the poor because they're lazy moochers, but once they begin working their ass off they'll become good upstanding fiscal conservatives like us!"

Not spoken like a true Republican, but more like someone with common sense. If you want to live your life like the Greeks, go ahead. And end up broke and a financial slave to others. But that's not what I want to do. Saving is awesome and that's how I managed my money since forever and now have a good surplus. If I managed it like the Greeks, I'd live under a bridge now. And btw, this policy is not really exclusively "Republican". Even Green parties, like the Baden-Württemberg ones, are in favor of fiscal conservatism.

Of course it's easy to be in favor of "fiscal conservatism" when you can balance your budget without putting millions of people in poverty and cutting access to basic services. I'm sure the Greeks who have lost their employment, income, home and healthcare are very happy to know you are doing fine.