Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

No but he lied and went to McDonalds. He's fatter than he says.  Nice pic Bushie.  At least your friend is cute.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

No but he lied and went to McDonalds. He's fatter than he says.  Nice pic Bushie.  At least your friend is cute.

I just had 2 free doughnuts! And I feel like sh**t, but it was well worth it.

[memphis]

Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

Doughnuts cost less than a dollar. What's the big deal in getting a free one?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

Doughnuts cost less than a dollar. What's the big deal in getting a free one?

For fun! For America!

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

No but he lied and went to McDonalds. He's fatter than he says.  Nice pic Bushie.  At least your friend is cute.

I did go to McDonald's because there was literally no time for anything else.  No time to cook an honest meal.  I had to eat in a hurry, too, really, because I had to be at the church by 1630 and it was already pushing 1600.  I had a very busy evening and just got home 10 minutes ago.  So, this was one of those instances that a McDonald's trip was justified.  I said I would go to Subway, but there were none that were really convenient for time.  Plus, if I had not gone to McDonald's, I would not have been able to see my friends who are moving to Spokane, Washington in July.

[Joe Biden 2020]

But, I still only weigh 267.8.  That McDonald's meal was pretty much the only thing I had today.

[Paul Kemp]

There being "no time" for something while unemployed is pretty offensive.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Did every pastor in Jokelahama refuse to marry these people that they had to turn to Bushie, and is Bushie licensed to perform weddings?  Why didn't your infamous pastor cousin marry them?

I am licensed to perform weddings.  The couple chose me rather than him.

So am I.

Have you actually gone before the deacons or elders of the church, preached in front of the deacons and other ordained staff at the church, preached to the congregation, been voted on by the congregation, and taken your license down to the court clerk for formalization?

I'm not saying that's how it has to be done, as that's the Southern Baptist procedures, but what I'm saying is I have actually gone through the required process to become an official minister.

Probably not.  Then again, she probably didn't do all of those things and then go steal money from her loved ones so she could fund her porn addiction.

Do you have to keep bringing that up and beating me over the head with it?  I mean, my gosh, can't a guy catch a break or does he have to continually be told he's an awful, horrible excuse for a human being?  We all know you're superior to me, but there's no need to gloat.

[Joe Biden 2020]

There being "no time" for something while unemployed is pretty offensive.

Even while being unemployed, I still have a life, and I still get busy.  I did nothing wrong today.  I ate before I started a busy evening.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3urot3

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What did you have today at McDonald's? I wish you had a free doughnut! Mine was delicious.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What did you have today at McDonald's? I wish you had a free doughnut! Mine was delicious.

Since it was my only meal, I had at it.  I had a Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese w/o Onion, Medium Fries, and a Large Diet Dr. Pepper.  I say that was my only meal, I had about 300 calories before that with a bowl of cereal, but the McDonald's was the big show.  I still ended the day with 1400 calories according myfitnesspal.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Remember when your friend told you it wasn't simply about calories, but what you ate?

But it's okay. I've given up on your dietary habits. I'm hoping you'll find a lady soon so you can ignore my advice there too. I'm a sucker for punishment.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Remember when your friend told you it wasn't simply about calories, but what you ate?

But it's okay. I've given up on your dietary habits. I'm hoping you'll find a lady soon so you can ignore my advice there too. I'm a sucker for punishment.

I'll probably still drop a little weight in the morning because of the calorie deficit.  Myfitnesspal said that for me to lose 1 pound a week, I need to eat 2200 calories.  I only had 2/3 of that.  I know its not just the calories, but I told her on facebook that I do good just focusing on one measurement at first.   Yeah, I shouldn't have had the Double Quarter, but I really didn't have time to do much more than that.

[Paul Kemp]

There being "no time" for something while unemployed is pretty offensive.

Even while being unemployed, I still have a life, and I still get busy.  I did nothing wrong today.  I ate before I started a busy evening.

Yea but what about before hand when you were "too busy" and had to go to McDonalds?

If you just want to go to McDonalds, just say that and drop the lame excuses.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Bushie, did you go for free doughnut day? I'm in line for one right now!

No but he lied and went to McDonalds. He's fatter than he says.  Nice pic Bushie.  At least your friend is cute.

I did go to McDonald's because there was literally no time for anything else.  No time to cook an honest meal.  I had to eat in a hurry, too, really, because I had to be at the church by 1630 and it was already pushing 1600.  I had a very busy evening and just got home 10 minutes ago.  So, this was one of those instances that a McDonald's trip was justified.  I said I would go to Subway, but there were none that were really convenient for time.  Plus, if I had not gone to McDonald's, I would not have been able to see my friends who are moving to Spokane, Washington in July.

How can someone who spends his time on an Internet forum have "literally no time" for preparing food?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah, that's a super lame excuse but we really shouldn't harp on him for it. Obviously McDonald's wasn't the only place he could've gone when crunched for time. He just wanted a double quarter pounder! No need to go any further and he doesn't have to make excuses.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Remember when your friend told you it wasn't simply about calories, but what you ate?

But it's okay. I've given up on your dietary habits. I'm hoping you'll find a lady soon so you can ignore my advice there too. I'm a sucker for punishment.

I'll probably still drop a little weight in the morning because of the calorie deficit.  Myfitnesspal said that for me to lose 1 pound a week, I need to eat 2200 calories.  I only had 2/3 of that.  I know its not just the calories, but I told her on facebook that I do good just focusing on one measurement at first.   Yeah, I shouldn't have had the Double Quarter, but I really didn't have time to do much more than that.

This is your problem.  When you "diet", you focus more on the latest app or your latest doctor instead of focusing on the actual diet.  Yes, calories are important, but if you go around eating 1400 calories of McDonald's every day, that's not that great of an improvement.

It's like you purposefully try to not get it - I think it's just for attention.  Either that or you really just are that forgetful and oblivious to what everyone keeps telling you.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Did every pastor in Jokelahama refuse to marry these people that they had to turn to Bushie, and is Bushie licensed to perform weddings?  Why didn't your infamous pastor cousin marry them?

I am licensed to perform weddings.  The couple chose me rather than him.

So am I.

Have you actually gone before the deacons or elders of the church, preached in front of the deacons and other ordained staff at the church, preached to the congregation, been voted on by the congregation, and taken your license down to the court clerk for formalization?

I'm not saying that's how it has to be done, as that's the Southern Baptist procedures, but what I'm saying is I have actually gone through the required process to become an official minister.

Probably not.  Then again, she probably didn't do all of those things and then go steal money from her loved ones so she could fund her porn addiction.

Do you have to keep bringing that up and beating me over the head with it?  I mean, my gosh, can't a guy catch a break or does he have to continually be told he's an awful, horrible excuse for a human being?  We all know you're superior to me, but there's no need to gloat.

You're the one who pulled out your religion card and played it against drj101.  I'm just merely pointing out the hypocrisy of your "I'm a good Christian" attitude.  I don't think I'm superior to you; I've never made such a claim.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Yeah, that's a super lame excuse but we really shouldn't harp on him for it. Obviously McDonald's wasn't the only place he could've gone when crunched for time. He just wanted a double quarter pounder! No need to go any further and he doesn't have to make excuses.

There seem to be a couple Subways close by.  That would've been a healthier alternative.  It'd be nice if he just admitted the real reason he gets McDonald's every day... he wants it; it's not that he "needs" it for time.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Right. I'd respect him a lot more if he just admitted he wanted a double quarter pounder. I never listen to his excuses because he has one for any and every occasion.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well, let's see, I left the house at 1500 this afternoon.  If I had fixed anything before then, it would have basically been a late lunch.  I have only had dinner one time before 1500 and that was because of tornadic activity that evening.  If I had eaten at 1400 or 1430, I would have been starving by this time.  As it is, I'm pretty hungry, and I'm trying my hardest not to get a snack this late at night.

I will be the first to tell you I make tons of mistakes.  All I know is that I am completely forgiven of EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I have made or will ever make.  That's all I need to know.

I know you're not superior to me, and I know you've never said that, but it seems awfully like you think yourself better than me based on every time you point out every little flaw and never mention any of your own.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Right. I'd respect him a lot more if he just admitted he wanted a double quarter pounder. I never listen to his excuses because he has one for any and every occasion.

I have an excuse card shop I get them from every day.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, let's see, I left the house at 1500 this afternoon.  If I had fixed anything before then, it would have basically been a late lunch.  I have only had dinner one time before 1500 and that was because of tornadic activity that evening.  If I had eaten at 1400 or 1430, I would have been starving by this time.  As it is, I'm pretty hungry, and I'm trying my hardest not to get a snack this late at night.

I will be the first to tell you I make tons of mistakes.  All I know is that I am completely forgiven of EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I have made or will ever make.  That's all I need to know.

I know you're not superior to me, and I know you've never said that, but it seems awfully like you think yourself better than me based on every time you point out every little flaw and never mention any of your own.

So why didn't you grab Subway or make a salad after church?  You act like your eating habits have to be within a certain timeframe or the world will end.  There are days where I'll go until late at night without eating, and I've survived.  I'm sure you will to.

You completely glossed over my point - why were you bringing up your religious credentials with drj101?  What was the point of that?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Right. I'd respect him a lot more if he just admitted he wanted a double quarter pounder. I never listen to his excuses because he has one for any and every occasion.

I have an excuse card shop I get them from every day.

And once again, you act like it's a humorous situation.  You're still entrenched in your bad habits and perpetual lying, yet you find it humorous.  And THAT is the reason that you need mental help.  You don't even see that there's anything wrong, and that is the problem.