Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Bacon King]

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Word on the street is that he's going to rename the company Butterfly. Because caterpillars turn into butterflies once they hit puberty. By leaving Illinois, this company is essentially "hitting puberty".

[Bacon King]

Of course. I use them on my students all the time. I like to make my classroom the Wild West where anything goes

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I think Katy Perry is pretty hot in the Firework video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw

ok, just watched this video...so, katy perry wears too much make up, has a tattoo, advocates homosexuality, and encourages over weight girls to join the swim party?!  well, isnt that special.

[King]

Age: 30

I did have a serious relationship with a girl 3 months older (my most recent relationship) at 18.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Age: 30

I did have a serious relationship with a girl 3 months older (my most recent relationship) at 18.

and then he talks about how he hasn't had a relationship in a long time - so what?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Yeah I just listened to Slayer and they rule. Metal is really awesome. I'm going to replace all the music on my iPod with metal. I'm downloading lots of death metal now. Maybe I should sell all my punk/emo/hardcore records and then use the money to buy classic metal vinyl instead. Metal rules.

[Ebowed]

Generally the latte liberals, and the upscale minorities (Jews, Asians) don't want to associate with the 'ghetto' types.

This is true. I usually have to administratively drop African Americans from my classes so my latte-liberal students feel more comfortable.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Imagine waking up with your dick feeling like it was dipped in radioactive waste.  Or imagine waking up from a hangover and finding yourself naked in a bed with your sister.  Take both of the aforementioned situations and times them by 9,000.  That is what happens to your mind every time you see a Ke$ha video.

Well I doubt you would feel gross if you woke up nude with your sister dude.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Why are so many people acting like dicks when they get on the internet? 

Because it is filled with ignorant, good for nothing pieces of $hit like you.

[CatoMinor]

Who is 'Ke$ha'?

From the looks of it, a rare species of primate.

[Bacon King]

The results that you have all witnessed were a combination of three distinct factors at work. I would tell you what they are, but I think the youth of today needs to figure out for themselves what today's results mean.

Are you by any chance Sam Spade's non-evil brother?

[Landslide Lyndon]

Context needed.

In other news a Ku Klux Klan chapter from Bakersfield sends a delegation to South Los Angeles to find out why black people don't like them.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

My father was 30 years 2 1/2 months and my mother was 29 years 6 1/2 months.

I thought you're from Oklahoma

Oklahomans can have multiple children, too

Oh God...

Scary, isn't it?!?!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'm now picturing Allen West as the poor kid without friends that sat alone during lunch at school.

[Bacon King]

Phew. For a second there I thought you posted a thread titled "My religion - Islam."

[King]

I like how that will forever be attributed to Charlton Heston.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Math fail?

Homo Homini released april 9-th :
 
PO        32.1  %
PIS       28.7  %
SLD      17.2  %
PSL        7.1  %
================5% threshold=============
PJN        5.1%

[bullmoose88]

Ok in this one I am the Pink Candidate, and Gustaf is the Brown Candidate.  The Cream Colored Candidate is a small breakaway party from my Pink Party.

^^^WINNING

[Bacon King]

No, MH is gravel.  A accepting mix of various types of rocks.

That sounds too much like that scary old man from Alaska. I didn't like him, he looked at rocks too much.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

KGB HACKERS ALERT!

As I see many of you (especially those with low IQ) were confused by the KGB hackers who manipulated this poll...
So one more time, with special antivirus this time:

Homo Homini released april 9-th :
 
PO        32.1  %
PIS       28.7  %
SLD      17.2  %
PSL        7.1  %
PJN        5.1 %
================5% threshold=============

[Mechaman]

KGB HACKERS ALERT!

As I see many of you (especially those with low IQ) were confused by the KGB hackers who manipulated this poll...
So one more time, with special antivirus this time:

Homo Homini released april 9-th :
 
PO        32.1  %
PIS       28.7  %
SLD      17.2  %
PSL        7.1  %
PJN        5.1 %
================5% threshold=============

The poster who claims to have been hacked by the KGB (which is dead, unless you count Belarus) is saying we have low IQs?
LOL

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

KGB HACKERS ALERT!

As I see many of you (especially those with low IQ) were confused by the KGB hackers who manipulated this poll...
So one more time, with special antivirus this time:

Homo Homini released april 9-th :
 
PO        32.1  %
PIS       28.7  %
SLD      17.2  %
PSL        7.1  %
PJN        5.1 %
================5% threshold=============

The poster who claims to have been hacked by the KGB (which is dead, unless you count Belarus) is saying we have low IQs?
LOL

I think a void left by Derek is finally filled.

[Joe Republic]

It would be nice to have to spend less time in Texas when trying to get to the Mountain West. I hope all the whole worthless stack of states in the middle of the country (TX-Dakotas) follow suit.

Next time you're driving through Texas and see a big bad Excursion with a bible sitting on its dashboard coming up on your six, you need to call no joy and move to the right lane...then take the next exit and go buy yourself a new pair of shorts.

Could somebody please translate this into standard English? I have no clue what this nutter is talking about. Something about bibles I think.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Context needed

Lets look on the bright side of this - less Texans.