Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Phony Moderate]

opebo is actually one of the few non-joke posters on this forum.

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VIVA LA FRANCE MOTHERF**KERS

[Insula Dei]

Only one of the greatest minds in human history, so I guess he's worthy of being called an HP by BRTD.

He was, of course, wrong on a lot of things, democracy amongst them.

So wait, you attack opebo and yet you defend PLATO now? LOL.

Before your nipples explode with lust at the thought of Opebo you might want to step back and realize that a middle-aged spoiled creep who likes to mock and exploit poor people with crude humour is slightly less important in the course of human history then one of the greatest philosophers of all time. Just as an FYI.

But Gustaf, BRTD read a whole wikipedia entry on The Republic and disagreed with it.  Obviously he was a disgusting HP whose life work and contributions should be erased from memory.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

opebo over the egotistical douchebag.

the irony... it's... too much...

[Landslide Lyndon]

Leftist television channels such as Fox News are typically quite biased against conservatives.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

If its a cold...why are you taking an anti-biotic?

Because you're only getting the Reader's Digest version of the story.  Here's my guess:


Doc, my throat's scratchy and I have a headache.

Sorry to hear that. take two tylenol and a teaspoon full of dextromethorphan.

Okay, doc.  Thanks.  Also, I guess I should mention that I've had sex with seven women this month, and three men.  And they're all prostitutes.  And when I pee it really, really hurts.

Oh, in that case, here's a prescription for Cephalexin, and another for codeine and some valium.

[King]

I have been getting friendship requests from arguably hot girls on my Facebook account. 

We have no mutual friends nor mutual interests; I have no idea who they are.  I'm not indicating anything in my bio that would indicate interest, except that I'm a heterosexual single male.

I'm wondering if you are getting those as well? 

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Context would help.

I miss the hot boys thread. 

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Context needed

Isn't that joke a bit old?

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He'd be an HP if he wasn't Alawi.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

If you walked into a restaurant or store in Portland or San Francisco, or Cleveland or New York and asked the person working there, "Excuse me, do you know where there is a place I can buy a gun?" and lit a cigarette....they would freak out and tell you no smoking allowed.

If you walked into a place in say...Tulsa or Oklahoma City or Memphis...they'd tell you about a "store down the street that sells guns" and then offer you a lite for your cigarette.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Even if you don't agree with the idea, you have to admit this was funny...

"Was Obama born in the United States?"

Is the sky blue?

No.  It's grey.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

This is me dancing to "The Cosby Show" from early 1990.

Totally awesome.  It is no surprise that all men envy you and all women want to bear your children.

[Joe Republic]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=134944.0

[Insula Dei]

http://www.healthystrokes.com/

This page is full of WTF. I do hope it's some sort of internet joke.

EDIT: okay, it's not really funny, just bizarre (to me and my bourgeois sexuality at least)

[King]

http://www.healthystrokes.com/

This page is full of WTF. I do hope it's some sort of internet joke.

EDIT: okay, it's not really funny, just bizarre (to me and my bourgeois sexuality at least)

[The Mikado]

http://www.healthystrokes.com/

This page is full of WTF. I do hope it's some sort of internet joke.

EDIT: okay, it's not really funny, just bizarre (to me and my bourgeois sexuality at least)

It actually is (sadly) not a joke.  Male inability to orgasm is never mentioned in pop-culture, for whatever reason.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Funny cuz it's true.

Rochambeau was one of only four posters I've ever put on ignore, so obviously no.

His only worthwhile contribution was keeping the hot guys thread alive. 

[Lief 🗽]

http://www.healthystrokes.com/

This page is full of WTF. I do hope it's some sort of internet joke.

EDIT: okay, it's not really funny, just bizarre (to me and my bourgeois sexuality at least)

It actually is (sadly) not a joke.  Male inability to orgasm is never mentioned in pop-culture, for whatever reason.

They actually did a series in New York Magazine two or so months ago about porn addiction and how technology is changing sex, and it included an article on how a lot of young males are having trouble orgasming because they're choking the chicken too much.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It's perfect timing for us, coverage starts at 6pm, the wedding at 8pm...

And, of course, being in Australia, it is YOUR Prince William and Princess Catherine, as well, for Her Majesty the Queen is Head of State over Australia and several other nations.

Thanks for letting him know. Polnut probably wasn't aware of that.

[Joe Republic]

Gus weighs in:

You f****ts are so fag that you can't even do a fag

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Gus weighs in:

You f****ts are so fag that you can't even do a fag

This is almost poetic.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

jmfcst has finally gone off the deep end.  It only took 46 years of repressed homosexualism.

[Phony Moderate]

Al's take on the return of Rochambeau:

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Your return to the forum is welcome in the way that the repeated return of the Black Death was to the inhabitants of fourteenth century Europe.

Why? Because of what you are. And what is that? Kent knows better than anyone:

"A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave, a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing super-serviceable finical rogue, one trunk-inheriting slave, one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition."

Get out.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Alberta: Cons 147, NDP 22, Libs -31, 10 Greens (actual number)