Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

[King]

Bushie, you're never going to be a manager of anybody or move up any corporate ladder. It's not your personality. When you were employed, you spent all day listening to the radio and sprinted home the second it was time to clock out. Nobody promotes the solitary guy to management. Plus, you always love to do the bare minimum in terms of work. That is not management material.

It also makes no sense for you to want to become a manager if you have "God's plan of Kenya," which requires you to quit any career you have in the States.

You need to settle down and pick one pie in the sky fantasy to focus on: Do you want to be a manager? Do you to move to Kenya? Do you want to just be a worker ant who covers his bills with the luxury of no responsibility?

You can't have it all here.

[memphis]

Npr is now on the Update train too.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/npr-history-dept/2015/02/12/385310877/how-scams-worked-in-the-1800s

[Smash255]

Scrap the pedo mustache if you go to Macy's

Regardless if you go to Macy's or not, you need to get rid of that stache.  It is horrendous.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Scrap the pedo mustache if you go to Macy's

Regardless if you go to Macy's or not, you need to get rid of that stache.  It is horrendous.

We've tried this.  He won't.  He has some infatuation with keeping that ridiculous thing.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

He might think he looks thinner with it. A lot of fats do that because clean shaven faces look fatter. I'm sure people in his social think it looks good.

[memphis]

Bushie, have you ever considered having a full beard?

[Attorney General & PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Bushie, have you ever considered having a full beard?

Don't tempt him.

[memphis]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mans-food-poisoning-could-realistically-be-traced,37999/
The Onion mole strikes again.

[King]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mans-food-poisoning-could-realistically-be-traced,37999/
The Onion mole strikes again.

Bushie doesn't get food poisoning. He gets "stomach bugs" that are going around that everybody gets and have nothing to do with what he eats and there's nothing wrong with that.

[AndrewTX]

When I was a super fat like him I usually had a beard or goatee. Now that I'm not, I'm clean shaven most of the time. Ugh, I wish I would have done this sooner though, lol. So much loose skin.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ODF is clearly napping all day. 

[politicus]

Bushie, have you ever considered having a full beard?

Don't tempt him.

It woul be an improvement (if neatly trimmed) and hides the facial fat better.

[King]

Hiding the facial fat is something to do if you've put on a few pounds and it's only noticeable in the face. At 47 BMI, there's nothing to hide.

[politicus]

Hiding the facial fat is something to do if you've put on a few pounds and it's only noticeable in the face. At 47 BMI, there's nothing to hide.

Point taken. I still think Jeff would look better with a full beard than "the stache". Anything would be an improvement over that.

[politicus]

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Counterpoint: Jerry Sandusky

[memphis]

When I was a super fat like him I usually had a beard or goatee. Now that I'm not, I'm clean shaven most of the time. Ugh, I wish I would have done this sooner though, lol. So much loose skin.

If you don't mind my asking, how much weight have you lost?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

'You ever notice how guys with mustaches always look like they just fingered a little girl?'--One of the guards from Orange is the New Black.

[King]

Meh, the mustache with the plaid just makes you look like a hick.

I think the pedophilia look is the mustache complimented  by the neck fat and the horribly bland nerdy fashion.

[Mr. Morden]

ODF is clearly napping all day. 

Nah, that's not where he is right now. The truth is that he probably took that scam job after all, and so went in to work today.

[Lief 🗽]

Ugh, he probably went in to work to reject the job offer in person, only to be sweet-talked into taking it anyway.

[King]

Ugh, he probably went in to work to reject the job offer in person, only to be sweet-talked into taking it anyway.

And then he was murdered by his new boss Jeffrey Dahmer. RIP.

[Joe Biden 2020]

ODF is clearly napping all day. 

Nah, that's not where he is right now. The truth is that he probably took that scam job after all, and so went in to work today.

Nah, Grumps is right, I've been napping for most of the day.  I have done some job searching today, though, and game planning with Dad over the phone going over  several "what-if" scenarios.  One of the major "what-if" scenarios is if I am still jobless or in a call center by the end of March when I have to make my decision on the apartment that I would notify the apartment of my intent to vacate and then move down to OKC with them, look for a job - any job - and use my entire paycheck to quickly pay down my bills while they support me and then after the bills are paid off, I can start looking in the Kansas City and/or Dallas-Ft Worth Metro Areas.  This would likely be sometime in 2016 that I would start looking out of state.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     And is there a good reason that you would be looking out of state?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Why would you extend your lease in Tulsa? It just seems like common sense that you'd cancel it.