The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

[King]

It's funny because of the hipster sage "Hillary Clinton is High Information Obscure, you probably haven't heard of her" language.

At least that's why I laughed.

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

Imperialist warmongering manwhore.

[morgieb]

Imperialist warmongering manwhore.

Isn't that what the Sage Garden is for?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

"Have you ever met anyone else who hates Gone with the Wind and believes its right wing?"

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

1. Owns a Porsche
2. Raised Snowstalker

Seems like an HP and a capitalist bastard.

Don't blame him. He had too many other kids to look after.

[Enderman]

"Have you ever met anyone else who hates Gone with the Wind and believes its right wing?"

Just about to post that. Though the thread as a whole is a goldmine.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

awww inks

atv is public domain now

jackpot

[Sol]

Really, all of this:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=545

Though to be honest his impression is not very good.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Really, all of this:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=545

Though to be honest his impression is not very good.

Fooled me for sure lol

[IceSpear]

Any news at all on Democrats not named Hillary Clinton?

Not right now, but here's more news on Hillary Clinton…

[King]

This might sound crazy, but LeBron James just turned 30 this year... any chance we Democrats could talk him into retiring and running against Portman. Would he (LeBron) even be electable statewide?

[politicus]

Context:

I think about 9 or 10 meters, when my nephew stole bacon from my plate and I had to chase him to get it back.

[Oakvale]

Has this been submitted yet? Just noticed it.

[SWE]

Has this been submitted yet?

Yes, Foucaulf posted it a few pages back

[RR1997]

Chillin with Sen. Blumenthal (I'm on the left)

Thank goodness you specified which was you. I thought you were the 60 year old senator.

[Antonio the Sixth]

To be perfectly honest, Dave Leip probably cares more about profanity and copyright infringement than 90% of the things that get infracted here, since those are the things that can actually affect his bottom line.

I agree Inks Reign of Terror was the correct response but, like any terror, it went too far.

[politicus]

Context:

Michael Dukakis.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

You are missing the big picture. Oldiesfreak is responsible for a mass slaughter of hundreds of thousands innocent brain cells due to his atrocious posting. The bastard deserves nothing less than death penalty.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

You are missing the big picture. Oldiesfreak is responsible for a mass slaughter of hundreds of thousands innocent brain cells due to his atrocious posting. The bastard deserves nothing less than death penalty.

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[Enderman]

This post, I... I have no explanation.

How is Chester Arthur still in this?!

Is it because of his GLORIOUS MUTTONCHOPS?

https://www.facebook.com/pages/President-Chester-A-Arthurs-Glorious-Muttonchops/377342353985

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

so first Cal, then Reagan. Are you going to go increasingly forward in your time with every name?

If so, I suggest RapidResponseRomney

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I saw 'opinion of Walter B...' and thought 'yay'!



But no. It's about some Southern congresscritter. You people disgust me.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Context:

I exist

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

There's a certain fairly basic but perhaps non-obvious fact about the internal construction of this post that makes it one of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen on this forum, rather than merely a very bad and stupid post. I say what this fact is in the thread it's in.

As our President frequently says, Let me be clear. I do not in any way condone either rape or rapists. Suggesting otherwise is an extremely ugly allegation. Anybody who is serious about being "anti-rape" would by definition need to also be anti-religious. The power dynamic of religious authority leads to sexual exploitation more often than many of you are willing to believe. You literally know not what you do when defend the indefensible.

[Sol]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=205657.msg0#new

The rare thread where Solarstorm is the voice of reason.